Bad Shipping

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*Everyone sitting in living room bored*

Toby: What's the Craziest thing ever?

Jane: Jeff being cool.

Jeff: Jane shutting up, because she never does.

Jack: If kidneys didn't exist.

Ben: If Video Games were extinct!

Kitty: How is that even possible?

Ben: *Shrugs* What about you Masha?

Me: You sure you want to know? *Looks at them*

Ben: *Nods*

Me: JeffXSlender.

Jeff & Slender: 0-0 your joking right?

Me: yup. You guys aren't good for eachother. But it would be crazy. What about you Slendy?

Slender: if there were No Forests, books, or education.

Me: True.

Jeff: Masha.....Marsha.....Martian......MARSH POTATOES!

Me: Hey that's what my friend Isabelle used to call- oh yeah Slendys dating her- HEY SHUT UP JEFFULA!

Slender: Why would you choose that anyway?

Me: Well a few days ago I was reading stories and Jeff was watching then- I just thought of it there's nothing else! Nope nothing heh! ^~^

Slender: Your hiding something.

Jeff: ohhhh I know......*smirks*

Me: Shut it.

Slender: What?

Jeff; Well-

Me: STOP TALIKKKIINNGG!

Everyone: what? *Curious*

Me:.....:-: Jeff I will-

Jeff: SHE WAS READING FANFICTS!

Me: SHUT UP! *Tackles him*

Jeff: XD

Slender: about Jeff and I?

Me: NOOOOO-!

Jeff: no about-

Me: I WILL KILL YOU!

Jeff: *Pushes her off and jumps on top of couch* Jack. *Laughs hysterically*

Me:...........I will hit you..........

Jeff: *Backs away and falls off couch laughing*

Me:.....*Walks up to him slowly*

Jeff: XD

Slender: Both of you stop this none sense.

Jeff: Sorry Baldy but I can't! XD

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