Jeff The Abused

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McKenna: GET BACK HERE YOU PALE FACED ORPHAN!!!! *Throws forks at Jeff*

Jeff: GAHHHHHHH MASHA WHO THE HELL IS THIS BITCH?!

Me: Jeff met McKenna, Mckenna well you already know Jeff.

Jeff: MCKENNA WHYYY?!

McKenna: JEFFULA!!!!! *Throws fork at him*

Jeff: MASHA HOW COULD YOU TELL HER YOUR NICKNAME FOR ME?! I HATE THAT NAME!!!

Me: eh oh well.

Jeff: MMMAAAAASSSSSHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!*Runs off*

McKenna: GET BACK HERE!!!

Jeff: *Falls down and gets stabbed* OH YOU CRAZY BIT-!

*Heres beating noises*

Me: *Covers ears and goes to make a sundae*

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