Last Breakfast; McLove'n It~

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(11am...)


Slender; BREAKFAST IS READY EVERYONE!

Scene; Actually Can Masha Jack Masky and I go eat somewhere else?

Slender; UH......Well...alright but be back but 12:30. Can you do that?

Scene; *Nods* Yup.

Slender; well alright ha-

Scene; AND TELL ISABELLE THAT WE'RE SORRY WE MISSED OUT! *Runs off*



(McDonalds...)


Scene; *Eating burger* MMMMMMM XD

Masky; That definitley sounded right *Sarcasm*

Me; XDDDDDDD 

Scene; *Blushes* Shuddap! 

Masky; *Laughs*

Scene; DONT LAUGH AT ME! XD LOOK AT JACK!

Jack; *Sleeping with forehead on table*

Me; *Laughs ass off* XDDDDDDDD When did this happen?

Masky; When the fat lady sung.

Scene; XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me; XD 

Scene; hey Masha?

Me; what? XD

Scene; I dare you to put some fries under his mask! XDDDDD

Masky; XDDD oh my god you have to do it!

Me; I gots this! *Takes a fry and slips it under his mask*

Jack; *Moves little*

Masky/Scene; *Containing the laughter*

Me; *Puts more fries in his mask and sits normally at table* Ok now what? XD

Scene; Ok XD So now-

Masky; JACK WAKE UP I SAW LADY GAGA ON THE FREEWAY!

Scene/Me; *ROFL* What the hell?!

Jack; *Groans and wakes up* Why are you yelling- ........

Scene/Me; *Pause and wait for a reaction*

Jack; Why are there fries in my mask?!?!?!?!

Me; ahhhhhaaaaaaaa *DIEZ*

Scene; XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  *starts hiccuping*

Masky; XDDDDDD

Jack; oooooohhhhhh my god- really?! *Sits up and fries fall out from under mask*

Me; *Diez again*

Jack; =^= Seriouslyyyyyyyy.

Masky; XD I didn't do it!

Scene; MASHA DID IT XDDDD

Me; XDDD SCENE TOLD ME TO! 

Jack; And I think theres one in my nose! oh my god! Im going to kill you guys when I get back! *Runs to restroom* 

Me; *DIEZ* I'm.....dead......XD

Scene; XD

Masky; XD How'd you get a fry in his nose?!

Me; I don't even know XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Scene; I have to go to the restroom now XD 

Me; Don't run into Frybo!

Masky; who?

Me; Steven Universe? The Fry mascot robotic thing? Ahhhh forget it XDDDDDDD

Scene; *Goes to restroom*

Masky; If only you put ketchup on the fries first...XD

Me; Oh my god- Im gonna do that next time XDDDDDD

Jack; *Walks back to table and stares at them* =_=

Masky; ohhh hey there-

Me; *cough* *cough* frybo- *cough*

Masky; XDDDDDD

Jack; *Sits down silently* =_= Are there any kids around?

Masky; *Laughs* uhhh no it's only us and the workers back there in the employees room. why-?

Jack; *Flips the bird* Fuck. You.

Masky; Hey I didn't do it! XD

Jack; *Flips the bird to Masha*

Me; Scene told me to do it! XD

Scene; *Walks back to table*

Jack; *Flips bird to her*

Scene; XDDDDDDDD

Jack; =_= I'm going back. I want to take a shower before we leave...

Me; we still have lunch XD 

Jack; I dot care I'm gonna take a shower. And then I'm going to lock my door and sleep before we leave. *Sounds disgusted* I can't sleep here. It's not safe...

Masky/Scene/Me; XDDD 

Jack; *Gets up and leaves*

Me; I'm not gonna clean up your trash~! XD

Jack; *Pauses and walks back to table* I didn't even eat anything! 

Me; hehehe...need food?

Jack; =_= *Snatches unopened burger* I'm eating this at home. 

Me; XD *About to drink smoothie*

Jack; *Takes it* You don't deserve that.  

Me; .0. gimme my smoothie!

Jack; hmmmm....nope. This is mine too. *Leaves*

Masky; XDDDD Well he knows how to mess with your happiness. 

Me; FOOD IS MY LIFE BRUH!!!!

Scene; XDDDD You want my smoothie?

Me; NO I WANT MAH CHOCOLATE SMOOTHIE ITS THE FIRST ONE MADE TODAY! ITS SPECIAL! 

Scene; XD Alright then. I'm gonna drink mines on the way home.

Masky; *Shrugs*

Me; We're going home then?

Scene; *Nods*

Me; Good So I can go and get that evil bastard and get my smoothie! *Runs out the door*

Masky; XD Is food really that important?

Scene; *Majestic face* ITS LIFE.

Masky; XD

Scene; Food. Is. Forever.


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