Guys: •0• *Gasps* HE'S YOUR BUDDY?!
Me: *Sprays him with nerf gun*
Pewds: WHAT THE FAHK! What......the FAHK. I'm wet. I feel horny. So very horny.
Me: XD
Guys: •0•
Pewds: Yes I have man boobs okay?! *looks at them* But you can't touch them.
Me: Quack.
Pewds: SO IT WAS YOU!
Me: *Duck face* Quack.
Pewds: YOU STOLE ZE PORN VIDEOS!
Me: Quack.
Guys: •0•
Pewds: They seem.......... Beautiful. Hello beautiful faces.
Guys: •0•
Me: *Whispers to Pewds*
Pewds: BARRELS! MOOOTTHHHHAAAAAFFFUUCCCKKK IIII BELISH! *Runs off*
Guys: What did you say? •0•
Me: Pop Goes The Weasel.
Pewds: *Comes back*
Me: *Wearing a Kim K Mask*
Pewds: Woah Kim K I'm such a hug fan of your buttoks. They're so round and big. Like two mountains. Maybe even with little mushrooms-
Guys: XD
Me: Let's go play some freakin Outlast.
Pewds: Yes Let's.
Me: *Runs into living room*
Pewds: This living room is so living. Who put that there! *Points to the floor*
*Cricket on floor*
Pewds: (ﾟOﾟ) *Backs away* so we have bitches in the club.
Me: XD you don't like crickets?
Pewds: *Staring at it* It's going to eat me.
Me: XD
Pewds: It's so brown...... So shitty........ Oh so so shitty.
Cricket: *Chirps*
Pewds: SHUT UPPPPPP!
Me: XD
Cricket: *Stops*
Pewds: Oh, *Dramatic music starts* Oh I'm so sorry I didn't mean to hurt you. How about a kiss? *Slowly leans over*
Cricket: *Jumps on him*
Pewds: hey I kissed you! How dare you do this to me?! Bitch!
Me: XD
Pewds: *Runs into closet* Da Faq is that? Da Faq is that- WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Me: *Goes to closet* That my friend is a box.
Pewds: Boxes are cousins to the barrel. It shall die. *Disgusted face*
Me: XD I am a box.
Pewds: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *Runs off* I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM DOING! *Sweet voice* But I'm lovin it.
Me: XD
