*IN THE LIVING ROOM*
Ben: *Pacing back and forth* so we are all gathered here to figure out who messed up Slender's office.
Me: *Raises hand*
Ben: Yes?
Me: I think I may know who the culprit is.
Everyone: *le gasps*
Ben: Really? *gets in her face suspiciously* who?
Me: It was the butler. It's always the Butler.
Jeff: we have no Butler!
Me: *Suspicious* or do we?
Jeff: *facepalm*
Ben: Masha I have to tell you this but you are Wrong.
Sally: IT COULDVE BEEN JACK!
Ben: Which one? We have two.
Jack: Yeah I would be weird if I did it. But the question is, why would I? I have no reason or anything against Slender.
Laughing: Candy candy mofo I want candy.
Ben: Well guess what B*tch?
Laughing: Yeah?
Ben: You ain't getting no f_ckin candy.
Laughing: .-.
Kitty/Jane: *Runs in* WE FOUND OUT WHO THE CULPRIT IS!
Me: IT WAS THE UNKNOWN BUTLER RIGHT?!
Kitty: *Glares at her* No it wasn't.
Jane: *Looks at her coldly* It was a girl and we have no butler.
Me: okay okay don't be some mean. Sheesh.
Ben: Who was it and what evidence have you found?
Kitty: The culprit is none other than...... MASHA!
Everyone: *Gasps and stares at her* •0•
Me: 0-0 WHAT?! I DID NOT! HES MY UNCLE AND I LOVE HIM! ID NEVER DO SOEMTHING SO RISKY!
Jeff: and your his niece! Oh lord your horrible!
Jack: Did you do it? You couldn't have!
Jane: *Grabs her arm* your coming with us to slender!
Me: What?! But-I- I didn't do it! Someone set me up! What evidence do you have?!
Kitty: This! *Pulls out Scythe*
Jane: Your scythe.
Me: I see that. Wait- my scythe is right here- *Looks down at ankle* WHAT THE FUDGE?!
Jane/Kitty: *Starts dragging her to hall*
Me: NO WAIT- *Sees Laughing with a smirk and pushes them to wall and holds them there* NOW HOLD ON A GOD DANG SECOND! Laughing is smirking.
Everyone: *looks at him*
Laughing: What-?
Me: AND ALSO HAND ME MY SCYTHE PLEASE JANE.
Jane: ..........
Me: Please hand it to me. PLEASE.
Jane: *Hands it to her*
Me: *sniffs it and looks at laughing Jack* Just as I suspected.
Ben: what is it?
Everyone: What?
Me: It smells like Smarties.
Jack: Damn you know your candy.
Me: Mm hmmm. Laughing?
Laughing:............... ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT I DID IT!
Me: But why? *Crosses arms*
Laughing: I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK AT HIM FOR SOMETHING HE DID!
Jane/Kitty: *Takes him to slender*
Me; Hmph. *Nods proudly*
Jeff: I'm proud of you honey.
Me: Thank You Daddy. *Actually agreeing to the whole daddy thing*
Jeff: :*D she called me daddy.
Me: Yeah but your not and will never be my dad. JEFFULA.
Jeff: MARSHIN!
Me: stfu.
Clocky: And here they go again.
Ben: WHO WANTS ICE CREAAMMMM??!!!
Everyone: *Runs in kitchen*
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