Plans For The Trip

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Slender: everyone here?

Everyone: *Groans*

Slender: Good Enough. Now for the plans-

Me: *Sleeping on his shoulder out of randomness*

Slender: 0.0 *Turns to side* Uh....child why are you sleeping on my shoulder?

Me:....zzzzzzzz *Drooling*

Jeff/Jack: *Trying not to laugh*

Ben: I've got this. *Has a BullHorn*

Jack: OR I got this. *Picks her up*

Jeff: XD man that would've been hilarious with the horn!

Jane: People can actually get dead by those things Jeff. *Smacks the back of his head*

Slender: Thank you. You would have damaged my ears as well.

Ben: •0• *Le Gasp* YOU HAVE EARS?!

Everyone: *Facepalm*

Kitty: Ben, how do you think he answers people?

Ben:.............OH.

Everyone: *Facepalm*

Slender: Anyway as I was saying we won't be going until........Wednesday.......so really I it's wanted you guys to pack early......sorry I had made you all pack earlier but you have to blame JEFF.

Jeff: WHAT?!

Slender: Yes. You see the reason I wanted you all to pack early was because he is a slacker and very lazy, therefore by giving it a few days he'd at least be packed by then.

Everyone: *Glaring at Jeff*

Jeff: AW HELL NAW! NAW! BITCH THATS BULL SHRIMP!

Ben: Dammit Jeff. =~=

Jeff: HEY- HEY SLENDER JUST WANTS TO BLAME ME BECAUSE HE HATES ME!

Slender: I don't hate you I just don't LIKE you very much. But what I said is partially true. Did you even pack yet?

Jeff:...............well I packed my knives......

Everyone: *Groan* JEEEFFFFF.

Jeff: eh heh. Screw you mothafuckas I'm going to mah room. *Goes to room*

Slender: so anyways the rest of the plan will be UNWRAPPED when we get to Splendors. *Bad Pun*

Everyone:........

*Cricket Chirp*

Isabelle: *Puts hand on his shoulder* you tried sweetheart, you tried.

Slender: Everyone dismissed.

Everyone: *Scatters to rooms*

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