*Music Blasting Through House*
Music: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA-
Jack: *Playing guitar along with music* DRUGS GIMME DRUGS-!
Me: *Turning music up and laughing* DO IT DO IT! XDDD
Jack; SHUDDAP AND SING IT WITH ME!
Jack/Me: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!
Music: MORE GIMME MORE GIMME MORE!
Jack: *Puts arm around her neck* -Now Let me tell you bout the sandman, shut up and let me sing in jazz hands! *Laughs*
Me: XD *Dancing around weirdly (xD)* NANANANANANANA!
Jack: XD
Music: let this world explode.......
Me: I'VE GOT A BETTER ONE! *Smirks*
Jack: oh my god I know what your gonna pick...... *Smirks*
Me: *Changes song*
Music: *Starts*
Jack: *Starts playing guitar* I KNEW IT!
Music; MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL!
Me: XD ok that's enough. *Falls on the couch exhausted*Dude The hot pockets are gonna get cold xD
Jack: XD they already are!
Me: XD *Tosses him one*
Jack: YUMMMM! XD
Me: X3 Pootis
Jack: OH JESUS.
Me: xD
Jack: ........*Looks around* there's glitter ad sparkles all over the floor.....
Me: *Holding tubes of glitter* .......
Jack: Oh god dammit Masha XD I though Greece buries the glitter tubes somewhere far away from you!
Me: he's not the best digger for a cat person.........X3
Jack: *Facepalms* Im not cleaning up this mess......
Me: what about your mess?
Jack: what mess?
Me: *Points to fallen broken table and broken vase*
Jack:............
Me: you shouldn't have jumped up on the table sir.
Jack: Uhhhh....I can explain........
Me: You were rocking to hard isn't an excuse XD
Jack: DAMN YOUUUU! NOTHING IS AN EXCUSE ANYMOREEEE XDDDD
Me: XD
Jack: I'm cleaning later......
Me: me too.......
Jack: lets order pizza!
Me: and eat it on the FLOOR with the BROKEN table.
Jack: •-•
Me: X3
Jack: Im cleaning latuuurrrrrrr.
Me: MM HMMMMM. *Calls pizza guy*
Pizza guy: Hello, this is Caesars Pizza how may I take your order?
Me: H-
Jack: *Snatches phone* *Horrible country accent* Whale Howdy there is lika frakin pizza widda piece of dem pepperoni and cheese and ALOT of CHEYSE.
Me: *Laughing in the background*
Pizza guy: uhhhh....ok...address please....?
Jack: NEAR THE WOODS! Jus stand on da curb and wait fora boy in a mask. *Hangs up*
Me: XDDD WORST ACCENT EVER!
Jack: I wasn't trying! XD
Me: *Looks at the mess* ok we need to clean up........
Jack: ughhhhhhhhhh *Waving arms frantically in air* nuuuuu-ooooooooooooooooo.
Me: ok ok lets clean later.
Jack: Lets go play Mario Kart.
Me; I CALK FRAKIN-
Jack: YOSHI.
Me: •-• you didn't....
Jack: I did.
Me: YOU TOOK YOSHI!
Jack: MARIO.
Me: Thank y-
Jack: LUIGI. WALUIGI. WARIO. BOWSER. PEA-
Me: ok now your just naming characters.
Jack: I'll be.....somebody fabulous......
Me: D-
Jack: DAISY! HELL YES!
Me: LETS DO THIS!
>>>>>>ONE HOUR LATER<<<<<<
Jack/Me: *Sitting in kitchen drinking smoothies*
???; what happened to the living room?!
Jack/Me: O-O
Sandra: =~=
Jack: UHHHH-
Me: WE CAN EXPLAIN.
Greece: *In background sticking tongue out at them*
Sandra: you see this is why we don't leave you two home alone. =_=
Me: ehhhh heh......
Sandra: *Opens up a cabinet* •o• HEY- Who ate my last two Pocky boxes?!
Jack/Me: MASHA/JACK DID!
Greece: Masha you've got chocolate on the side of your lip.
Me: .....ehhh heh.....I COULDN'T HELP IT!
Jack: HAH. >:3 Pocky adddddd.
Me: SHUDDAP!
Sandra: =_= you two are just......childish.........
Greece: XD I SEE THERE WAS A GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY!
Me: yes I wore my rubber boots-
Sandra: DON'T START ITTTTT.
Me: ;-;
Greece: We aren't cleaning this mess.
Me: WE WERE GONNA CLEAN IT EARLIER!
Sandra: and did you?
Me: well....no.... BUT I KEPT TELLING HIM BUT HE GO LAZY!
Jack: YOU AGREED!
Greece: But you t-
Jack/me: *Arguing like 5-year old siblings*
Sandra: THAT'S IT. Both of you are to clean this mess up NOW and after you will go to Your room and sit and think about your behavior.
Jack/Me: YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO-
Sandra: *Death glare*
Me: •~• *Gets the mop*
Jack: *Gets the garbage bags and trashcan*
Sandra: *Walks upstairs* why do I feel like a mother......
Greece: because you'll be one soon. ^^
Sandra: oh yeah. ^^
