Home Alone (1)

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Slender: *Takes everyone except Sally and Masha on a tour of the new academy hall*

>>>HOUSE<<<

Me: *Locks door*

Sally: I'm bored.

Me: I Think I Can Fix That.

Sally: huh?

Me: *Turns on some music*

Radio: *High School Never Ends* FOUR YEARS YOU THINK FOR SURE,-

Sally: >:3 *Grabs teddy bear and starts dancing*

Me: Sally and Prince Charming. *Laughs*

Sally: ^-^ Change the song to-

Me: no.

Sally: But I didn't ev-

Me: no. I know exactly what your gonna say.

Sally: The-

Me: Fun Song. Yes I know Sally. You know I get crazy and start being annoying with Spongebob phrases.

Sally: But your already an annoying brat who's pretty much got no life.

Me: Who told you that?

Sally: I heard Jeff say that.

Me: -.- of course he did.

Sally: LETS EAT ICE CREAM! *Runs into kitchen*

Me: Ughhh, SALLY NOT NOW! SLENDER ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU NOT LET YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

Sally: He did?

Me: *Facepalm*

Sally: Then what?

Me: *Smiles*

Sally: What?

Me: Remeber a few years ago when you Jeff Jack Ben and I had the celebration party?

Sally: You mean for you being a tomboy celebration?

Me: Yup. With all the challenges.

Sally: Oh yeah. Why are you thinking about that?

Me: Because the dinner we had.

Sally: What- ohhhhh. *Smiles* Should we?

Me: Yup!

Sally/Me: *Runs in kitchen and starts warming up HotPockets*

HPs: *In microwave*

Sally/Me: HPs HPs HPs HPs! *Chants punching side of wall*

Me: This is like yelling Thompson!

Sally: Only it's better!

Me: How about some TV?

Sally: Only if we watch Spongebob!

Me: *Turns the TV on*

TV: HE'LL FIND LOVE ONE DAY, LIKE THIS PICKLE, SEE THEY LOVE EACHOTHER?

Sally: XD *Sits in couch*

Me: *Turns music off*

>>AFTER SPONGEBOB :P<<

Sally: *Pokes Mashas shoulder*

Me: Whatchu want?

Sally: OOOOOOOOOO-

Me: NO DONT DO IT! *Laughs*

Sally: WHO LIVES IN A PINE-

Me: *Covers her mouth laughing hysterically*

Sally: *Still singing it Kenny McCormick style* MPHmph mphmph mph mphhhh?

Me: XD

Sally: Music Again?

Me: The Anthem?

Sally: Mm hm.

Me: *Plays radio*

Radio: I DONT EVER WANNA BE YOU, DONT WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU!-

Sally: *Dancing*

Me: *Laughing* Sallyyyyyyyy.

Sally: *Dancing like crazy*

Me: Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally! *Cheers*

Sally: GUITAR DUET! *Points at her*

Sally/Me: *Playing air guitar back to back*

Smile: *Trots in* Woof.

Me/Sally: *Sit on couch exhausted*

Smile: *Sits on Masha's lap*

Me:............ Smilllleeeeeee.

Smile: woof.

Me: Hey smile mind if she knows the secret?

Smile: *Licks her hand*

Me: Okay. Sally? You have to swear not to tell anyone else.

Sally: Okay! Wait no. I CROSS MY HEART!

Me: Okay. Smile go ahead.

Sally: ????

Smile: Before you say anything Sally yes I can talk.

Sally: ...........woah.

Me: Yup.

Smile: You can't tell anyone.

Sally: I CROSS MY HEART I WONT! :D

Smile: Don't you have hot pockets?

Me: oh yeah! *Runs and brings out four*

Sally: *Takes one*

Me: here buddy. *Puts on in smiles food bowl*

Smile: *Drags it up stairs* I'm taking this upstairs*

Me: okay! Have fun!

Sally: What do we do with the other one?

Me: Cut it in half.

Sally: Good enough.

*Door bell rings*

Me: 0.0 they are home.

Sally: *Turns music off*

Me: *Opens door*

Sally: *Pretends to sleep on couch*

Me: *Opens door* Wha-?!

TBC........

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Sorry guys I had to do this. XD

Please don't hate me or kill me! I'm sowwy!

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~M

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