Clocky: Good morning-
Me: GAHHHHH-! *throws a bucket of paint at her*
Clocky: WHAT THE-! MASHA WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT FOR?!
Me:.....I thought you were someone else!
Clocky: Well that's great now I have to shower again! *Stomps upstairs*
Me:.....SORRY!
Ben: *Comes in* So why are-
Me: AHHHHHHH-! *Throws a pan at him* oops....
Ben: Ow! Okay so why is it your like this today?!
Me: because Jack and I were having a discussion and we ended up seeing who was the best prankster and it....went to far.....so tell me when he comes! Say something random when he's coming!
Ben: Comprendo!
Me: *Hides in cabinet above sink*
Ben: MAJORASSSSS BOOBSSS! I REPEAT MAJORAS- oh hi Jack.
Me: 0-0.....
Jack: Ben did you just-
Ben: Yes I praised The Lord.
Me: *Holding fizzy spray can*
Jack: Where's my cerial? (Yes he eats cerial! He was a human once!)
Ben: Cabinet brah. *Snickers*
Jack: Okay. *Opens it and stares at Masha* ......
Me:............
Jack:............
Me: ........
Ben:.........
Me:.........BOOYYAAAAAAAAKKKKAAASSHHHAAAAA! *Sprays him and falls out*
Jack: HOLY SHHHHH-!
me: *Runs off*
Jack: MASHA!!!!! *Shakes head* God dammit!
Ben: Yeah so I heard about your prank
War. Looks like she won.
Jack: yeah I guess she did but that doesn't mean I won't get her back. *Goes up to her room and hides in closet*
Ben: *Shaping his alphabet soup letters* let's see I wanna spell Twerk On and Miley Can suck My- *Phone rings* HELLO?!!!!!!!
Jack: Ben get Masha and tell her that uhhhhh......Jack Black is in her closet singing......whatever he sings....
Ben: I'll tell her Jack Blackish in her closet singing the Kung-Fu Panda theme song.
Jack: Okay do it now!
Ben: *Giggles and smirks* Do it? Where? With who? Sandra?
Jack: oh gawd Ben. Just tell her!
Ben: Okay! *Hangs up* HEY MASHA YOUR NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!
Me: What?! Kim Kardashian is a Hobbit?!
Ben: Noooooooppeeeeee bisshhhh.....JACK BLACK IS IN YOUR CLOSET SINGING THE KUNG FU PANDA THEME SONG! •0•
Me: WHAAAAAAA •0• I HAVE TO SEE THIS! *Runs upstairs to room*
Jack: *Playing the theme song*
Me: Oh my god he is! *Opens close* -.- Dammit Jack!
Jack: -U- hehehehehehe now you dieeeeeeeee! *Throws mini barrels at her*
Me: •0• NUUUUUUU-!!!!! *Falls over*
Jack: Hehehehehehe...the deed is done.
Me: *Tugs his leg* raaaaaaaaaa.....
Jack: 0-0 ZOMBIIEEEEEEEE!!!!
Me: SHHHH SHUT UP YOUR WAKING THE NEIGHBORS!
Jack: WE DONT HAVE NEIGHBORS AND ITS NOT NIGHT!
Me: RAWRR!
Jack: *Runs out*
Me: *Calls peeps* Yeah? I need your help!
.........later
Kitty/Ms.P/Sally/Sandra: *Throws water balloons at Jack*
Jack: *Jumps up and trips over hose like a boss* FUUUUUUUU-
Me: XD *Evil laugh* Mwahahahahahahaha!
THE END
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TROLOLOLOLOL
