Slender: *Puts Salami on everyone's plate*
Jeff: Why is it burned?
Slender: I tried my best to cool it so enjoy what you've got.
Sally: *Pokes it with fork* Slendy I think it's alive.
Me: BITCHES ARE ROLLIN, MY SALOMI IS TROLLIN, WHAT TO TASTE SOME LICORIOUS?, TOO BAD NO YOU CANT BITCH!
Jeff: Why do you keep rapping?!
Jane: That was better than the one from earlier.
Slender: MASHA!
Me: what?
Slender: DID YOU JUST SAY THE B WORD?
Me: bad? Yes I did.
Slender: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Me: ooooooooh. I'm Sowy uncle. Whelp I guess that means no dinner for me! IM FREE FROM BURNT SALAMI! YAHOOO!
Slender: Not so fast.
Me: .......
Slender: You HAVE to eat it.
Me: •^• But I thought you loved me uncle.
Slender: don't you go all Splendor on me dear.
Me: B-But Brother. First the hit kool aid and now you punish me! I did this for you!
Slender: *Facepalm* Just Eat The Food.
Me: •^•
Sally: *Takes hers and eats it*
Me: -U-
Slender; SALLY!
Sally: ^-^
