Homeschool Musical AGAIN!!!!

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Slender: Jack Stand up.

Jack: *Stands up*

Me: *places Whoppy Cushion on seat*

Slender: Say something from a song.

Jack: Uh Sing or Say?

Slender: Say.

Jack:....uhh...*Thinks* Oh I got one! I know what girls like, girls like boys like me.

Me and Regan: *jump* I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE, BOYS LIKE GIRLS LIKE ME!

Slender: uh okay since you two wanna scream songs why don't you give examples of today's music lesson.

Me: Nah....

Regan: sure.

Slender: Yes Masha.

Me: No.

Slender: Do it!

Me: *Throws paper air plane at him* fine.

Slender: stand up on the stage.

Me: *Tests mic* TESTING TESTING SLENDERS A DW!

Slender: Haha Ha. Okay now start a conversation with eachother in song.

Me: Do you like waffles?

Regan: Yeah I like waffles!

Me: do you like pancakes?

Regan: Yeah I like pancakes!

Slender: Okay I had enough! Now it's time for Vocal warm ups. Everyone stand anywhere in the room and give others space.

Me: *Stands in a corner in the back alone*

Slender: Squeaky voices!

Everyone: SQEEEEEE!

Slender: Song Oprah!

Me: *Does thinking everyone else does*

Everyone else:........*looks at her*

Me:.....*Turns red and faces wall*

Slender: No no child that was good! But everyone has to do it too! Thanks for participating!

Me: *Gives thumbs up embarrassed*

Slender: Now real voices!

Everyone except me: *Does*

*Bell rings*

Slender: one more thing! Everyone here are flyers for the Talent Show Auditions!

Everyone except me; *Grabs one and runs out*

Me: *Doesn't grab one*

Slender: Hey Masha stay after class for a minute please.

Me: NO I DIDNT TEAR YOUR PASTA REPORT!

Slender: what?

Me: NOTHING!

Slender:'okay then....anyway Here. *Hands her paper* I really think you Should join this.

Me: Nah it's fine.

Slender: Haven't you ever been in one?

Me: Yeah....but I didn't make my audition...two times....it doesn't matter I don't wanna do it anyway....*Forces smile*

Slender: Masha I'm serious I think you should at least try again.

Me: Huh....fine. *Takes paper* But I swear if I suck I will blame you and then kick your butt.

Slender: Excuse me young lady?

Me: You heard me Slendy. Bye. *Walks out*

Slender: *Drinks coffee and closes door*

Me: *Goes to stairs and sits reading over the paper* Definitely not doing it...*Crumbles paper and throws it in trash bin*

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