Worst Cold

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Jeff: *Sitting in couch with everyone* it's quiet in here. Is something missing?

Slender: I believe Masha isn't here.

Ben: oh yeah!

Sandra: where is she?

Jeff: SHE FINALLY WENT TO HELL! WHOO! *Cheers*

Regan: *Smacks him upside the head*

Toby: Waffles are the best thing in the world.

Clocky: nice to know.

Toby: Yuppers.

Jane and scarecrow: *Poking eachother*

Jack: where is She?

Sandra: i don't know.

Regan: someone go find her!

Everyone:.....no....JACK!!!

Jack: WTF...okay. *Walks off to her room*

Me: *Hiding under blanket suffocating from Tissues*

Jack: Masha? *Opens covers and tissues fall out*

Me: *Jumps on floor and pants* IM ALIVE!

Jack: 0-0

Me: I couldn't breath in th-ACHOO! *Sneezes all over hands* NUUUUU~ *Runs to sink and washes hands*

Jack: what the hell is happening?

Me: ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO!!

Jack: Dang. Bless you.

Me: Thanks! *Blows nose*

Jack: let me guess...your sick.

Me: Yuppers. *Jumps back in bed and types on computer*

Jack: Ill go make you some Tea.

Me: NUUUUU~

Jack: ????

Me: NUUU~ no!

Jack: I'm gonna go anyway. *leaves*

Me: Dang it. *Clicks a good song*

Song: MONSTER?! HOW SHOULD I FEEL, CREATURES LIE HERE, LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW,-

Jack: *Comes back*

Me: that was fast. ACHOO!

Jack: here drink up.

Me: NUU.

Jack: do it!

Me: NUU!

Jack: DO.IT!

Me: NUU!

Jack: fine. Hey you got something hanging in your tooth. *points*

Me: Really? *opens mouth*

Jack: *Shoves cup in her mouth*

Me: MMM! *Tries to spit* HEY!

Jack: Hahaha.

Me: *punches his shoulder *

Jack: ow.

Me: *Curls up in ball and turns around*

Jack: *hums*

Me: *stops and turns* Are you humming Monster? By Meg and Dia?

Jack: I don't know you tell me.

Me: you are.

Jack: okay. *Stops humming*

Me:*Curls up in ball and sneezes* ACHOO!

Jack: *hands her tissue*

Me: thanks.

Jack: *Sits on her bed* you okay?

Me: I don't know. My eyes are crusty and burn and itch, my nose is stuffy burns and is sore, and I'm Hot. You tell me.

Jack: okay. I know your hot. *Looks at her*

Me: how you didn't even touch my forehead- oh....shut up...

Jack: *hugs her and brushes her hair with fingers*

Me: what are you doing? Your gonna get sick again like last time.

Jack; I don't care.

Me: •U•

Jack:???

Me: •U• your awesome

Jack: :D

Me: :D

Jack: •O•

Me: :D *stares at him*

Jack: £~• *Stares at her*

Me: BOO!

Jack: Wut. 0.0

Me: *Kisses him under his mask* BOO!

Jack: 0///.\\\0

Me: you blush a lot.

Jack: Shut it.

Me: *Sticks tongue out at him* nnnn!

Jack: *Grabs her tongue*

Me: *Tries to pull it back*

Jack: what's wrong cat got your tongue? *Chuckles*

Me: LLLLL!!! *Pulls it back* OW! BAKA! *Punches him shoulder again*

Jack: I know I am.

Me: *Rolls eyes* OO OO OO WAH OO WAH!

Jack. What are you singing?

Me: CARAMELLDANSEN! OO OO OO WAH OO WAH!

Jack: and you say I'm the BAKA.

Me: yup. *hugs him and sneezes on his hoodie*

Jack: HEY! *gets up and runs out* I'm gonna get my revenge when I'm done changing!

Me: uh yeah Good luck with that. *sticks out tongue*

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