Slender: Masha I need you to Pretend to be my girlfriend.
Everyone: ....*shocked* WHAT?!!!!
Me: wow Slendy I knew you were desperate....but I didn't think you were that desperate!
Slender: No No! Slender woman has a new boyfriend.
Me: ohhhh ಠUಠ....I see.
Slender: What?
Me: You wanna make her Jealous.
Slender: uhh....W-Why that's popostorous!
Me: Sure.
Slender: Okay! Will you do it?
Me: Sure I don't see why not. I always wanted to go undercover.
Jack:.....fine.......but if you dare lay a finger in her I-
Slender: Okay! okay! I know I know.
Jack: good. *Hugs Masha*
Me: ^^ I never knew you cared so much.
Slender: Alright. Be ready by seven. Dress Fancy. But not too fancy. *Leaves*
(Later)
Me: *in room putting on a black and white stripes dress, heel boots, clip on earrings, a necklace, and lipstick* READY!
Slender: I'm not! *shouts from room*
Me: Yes you are! get out here!
Slender: Uhhh....*sighs and does*
Me: *gasps* oh my glob....Trender you made him look Handsome!
Trender: It was no biggy honey!
Me: No really! I love the look!
Trendy: ^^
Jack: *comes up and stares at her*
Me: What do you think?
Slender: I look bad.
Jack: You actually look good. Masha....*whistles* wow....could you get more fancier? Lovely? Heh.
Me: *blushes well Gee thanks. I didn't try. Eh heh heh heh.
Slender: WISH US LUCK! *Teleports Masha and I to tables seated next to Slender woman and her guy*
Slenderwoman: oh wow you made it. This is very good! Perhaps we should order? Hm Linus?
Me: pfftt.....Linus...*mutters*
Slender: Yes we should. So how is your relation ship going?
Slender woman: Uhhh great I guess. How's yours?
Slender: good.
Me: *nudges him*
Slender: oh right. Slenderwoman meet Masha, Masha, Slenderwoman.
SlenderW: well nice to meet you, Masha. This is Linus.
Me: To you too. *nods*
(After dinner)
Slender: we that was great we should do this another time.
SlenderW: Yes we should.
Linus: Agreed.
SlenderW: Uh Slender may I speak with you for a moment?
Slender: Sure!*Goes to talk*
Me: *sips on cold tea*
Linus: So....
Me: So.....do you love Slenderwoman?
Linus; Well I did....but now....eh.
Me: *Glares* She's my friend. You like her because you like her if you don't....well....Get out.
Linus: ....
SlenderW: Linus it's over.
Linus: what?!
SlenderW: look I'm sorry I like Slender and that's it! Your not my type!
Linus: UGH WHATEVER! *Runs off*
Slender: well that was something. Thank you Masha.
Me: oh so you told her I was posing as your girlfriend? Thank god!
SlenderW: I'm glad. *hugs Slender*
*violins play and people enter dance floor*
Slender: May I have this Dance?
SlenderW: why certainly.
Me: *Watches and smiles* aww their so cute together. *Gets hugged* Huh?
Jack: Hi.
Me: Jack? What are you doing here?
Jack: I saw you sitting alone.
Me: You were spying on us.
Jack: Yup. Care to dance? *Acts fancy*
Me: Why certainly. *Takes his hand*
^.^
