(7-23-14) The One With The Way Of Words

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Me: Nonononono...... -.- want are you on?!

Jack: She fingered me!

Ben: Oooo she did?

Me: I POKED HIMMMMM!

Ben: Sure. That's what they all say.

Jeff: WTF.

Toby: I'm just gonna continue eating my waffles........

Jane: uhhhhh did he just say.......

Scarecrow: XD AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jack: yeah, true story!

Me: NOOO THIS IS WHAT I DID! Everyone watching?

Everyone: *watching*

Me: *Pokes Jacks mask*

Jack: SHESSS FIINNGGGERRRRRRIIINNGGGG MMEEEE!

Me: *shoves him* ALSMSLENSKALLSLWLAKSKW

Everyone: XD

Me: What are you on?!

Jack: The floor!

Me: Well get off the floor!

Jack: No!

Me: *picks him up like a foot ball*

Jack: Molester moon has come.

Everyone: *laughs harder*

Me: 0//.\\0 Well screw you too.

Jack: NUUUU!

Me: Ben what did you give him!

Ben: Nothing! Why do you assume so?

Me: You want to known?

Ben: Well haha I already know.

Me: *drips Jack*

Jack: *Grinning*

Me: What now?

Jack: *whispers do everyone loudly* SHE ALWAYS TRIES TO GET WITH ME.

Me: 0-0 I'm pretty sure Ben did something.

Ben: I swear! I didn't! I swear it on my dic-

Scarecrow: DICKSON!

Everyone: XD

Ben: Smiley gave him something!

Smiley: say wut?

Me: ................

Smiley: Well I gave him some numb medicine for his arm but that has a few side effects. Truth telling but not fully the truth, dizziness, and long exaggerations and acts of randomness.

Me:....... He's dead............ *clutches hands into fists and turns to him* You are gonna die once your back to normal.

Jack: You sir need a chill pill!

Jeff: Sir? Oh man this is too good! XD

Jack: Soo......MOLESTER MOON IS HERE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! *runs off*

Me: GET BACK HERE! *chases him*

Everyone: *rofl*

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