Me: *Sitting on couch home alone* LETS WATCH SOME SPONGEBOB! *Turns TV on and watches Spongebob*
TV: GARY NOW I KNOW I WAS WRONG I MESSED UP AND NOW YOUR GONE-
Me; *Eating Popcorn*
Zalgo: SURPRISE BITCH! *Jumps out from behind couch*
Me: *Turns* THE HELL YOU DOIN HERE?!
Zalgo: I'm here to kill you. *Takes out knife*
Me: oh. Well wait Til I'm done watching spongebob!
Zalgo: *sits next to her* This is so childish.
Me: It's awesome! *Turns it up*
TV: *Spongebob and Patrick Looking For Gary*
>>TWENTY MINUTES LATER<<
TV: *New Episode Starts*
Zalgo: *Crying and blowing nose into napkin*
Me: 0.o uh are you alright?
Zalgo: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
Me: .........okay then. Want some popcorn?
Zalgo: YES! THANK YOU! *Eats a bowl of popcorn*
>>TEN MINUTES LATER<<
TV: AH HAHAHA HAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE!
Zalgo: But isn't that an elephant?
Me: No it's a beavcoon!
Zalgo: a what?
Me: Must I explain everything?
Everyone: *Comes home* WE ARE HOME- *Gasps* OH MY GOD ZALGO! HE's GOT MASHA!
Me/Zalgo: Wut now?
Slender: What is he doing here?!
Me: oh well you see he wanted to kill me but I said after spongebob.
Slender: *Facepalm* Child are you serious?
Me: what? Oooohhh.
Zalgo: *Remembers* Oooooh right! I forgot! *Takes out knife*
Slender; *teleports the mofo to his lair*
Everyone: WTF HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE?!
