(7-22-14) Don't You Ever Let Him Break His Arm Or He'll Annoy You!

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Me: Jack, explain to me how you broke your arm again?

Jack:............Fangirls.....*shivers*

Slender: *whispers in her ear* Violent. Very Violent.

Me: if this happens when I become famous one day then I'll rage quit on the Bishes.

Slender: I'll be back to check on you later. *heads down stairs*

Smiley: Same here. *Follows Slender*

Jack: *Staring at yogurt*

Me: You want yogurt? Well that means I have to feed you because your arm. But what I don't get is how your arm-

Jack: I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

Me: okay okay sheesh! *Starts feeding him yogurt*

Jack: So You Like 'Spooning' Yogurt? *Snickers*

Me: 0.0 shut up. *Pokes his

Mask*

Jack: Stop fingering me!

Me: WTF! *stares at him*

Jack: Wut?

Me: Your weird when you break your arm!

Jack: Noooooooooooo.

Me: Yusssssshhhhhh.

Jack: NOOOPE!

Me: Really? Then what if I did this? *Drops yogurt*

Jack:.........you dropped the soap.

Me: SEE! *Picks up yogurt*

Jack: hehehehe.

Me: Are you on something? SMILEY!

Smiley: *comes in* yeah?

Me: Did you give him something?

Smiley: No. He's perfectly fine.

Me: Look at him right now.

Smiley: *Stares at him*

Jack: *Poking yogurt* eww it's jiggling!

Smiley: What The- er, he's fine! *Goes off*

Me: Well then. *Slowly turns towards Jack*

Jack: What?

Me: *Backs away slowly*

Jack: WHHAAAATTT?

Me:.......Don't ever break your arm again. It's creepy.

Jack: Whys that?

Me:..........no reason. *Starts to leave*

Jack: No stay!

Me: Why?

Jack: I won't creep you out anymore.

Me: okay.......it's not that creepy.

Jack: You wanna see My face?

Me: YUSH. Show me the fish face.

Jack: Too bad so sad! *sticks tongue out*

Me: Do something.

Jack: *Goes under covers and sleeps*

Me: Much Better. *walks to door, throws a yogurt at him and runs out*

Jack: WHO ABUSED ME?!!! *whines like a baby*

Smiley: what-

Me: Don't go in there! It's duckin random in there! Don't say I didn't warn you. *walks away creepily into a dark room* You've been warned.

Smiley: 0.0

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