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Sally: LOOK I LOST A TOOTH! *Shows everyone hole in mouth* ^^

Me: Yay Sally!

Ben: *Playing video games*

Me: How many teeth is that that you've lost in all?

Sally: 8! ^^ and I'm nine years old! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Now what?

Slender: no you wash your tooth and rinse your mouth and then I want you to put it in a bag under your pillow.

Jack: *Walks in eating kidney sandwich* Yeah, and then the tooth fairy will take your tooth when your sleeping and leave you money in exchange.

Sally: *Eyes sparkle* YAY MORE MONEY!

Me: AWWWWWEEE SALLY YOUR SO CUTE!

Jeff; oh get real people. *Walks up to Sally and bends down*

Jack: Jeff what are you-

Jeff: *Flashes a smirk at them*

Slender: Jeff what do you think you-?

Jeff: Sally I hate to tell you the truth but-

Slender; JEFF!

Jeff: The tooth fairy isn't real. She's just a myth that people created.

Sally: *sniffles* w-what?

Jeff; you heard me.

Me: NO HES LIEING! THE TOOTH FAIRY IS REAL! WE ALL GOT MONEY FOR OUR TEETH- EXCEPT SLENDER!

Slender: I have a mouth-

Me: EXCEPT SLENDER!

Slender:.....

Jeff: sure. You just keep saying that. Sally should know I think she's old enough. Even if you are saying that wouldn't you think no one here believed in the tooth fairy?

Me: oh really?! TOBY!

Toby: Yeah?

Me: is the tooth fairy real?

Toby: *eyes sparkle in goggles* OF COURSE SHE DOES! I LOVE HER SHE GIVES ME MONEY FOR TEETH!

Sally: *Sighs of relief* oh....JEFF YOUR SUCH A MEANY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT I HATE YOU! -^- *stomps upstairs* IM GOING TO PUT MY TOOTH UNDER MY PILLOW!

Slender/Jack/Toby/Me: phew......*Glares at Jeff*

Jeff: what she has to know someday.

Slender: someday but not today, woods.

Jeff: whatever.

Slender/Jack/Toby/Me: *Glaring at him*

Jeff: guys....?

>>>Two minutes later<<

Jeff: *Locked outside the house* c'mon you guys can't do this!

Slender: we can for another hour! We will not have Sally crushed because of your idiotic decisions!

Jeff: -.-

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