Pokémon Insanity

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Me: Baby I've been lovin losing sleep, dreaming about the things that we could be, But baby I've been lovin prayin hard, said no more counting dollars we'll be counting Stars.......something something make that money watch it burn! *Playing 3DS* YAYYYYYYYY PIKA PIKA!!!!!

Jack and Ben: *Walk in* what are doing?

Jeff: *comes in* SHES DYING WHO- oh....why were you screaming? I thought you were dying! *grumpy*

Me: shush Grumpy cat before I go Pika on you!

Ben: you play Pokémon?

Me: am I a Gamer?

Ben: uhh yes I guess.

Me: well then PIKA PIKA!

Sandra: NOT AGAIN MASHA!!!

Me: Pika?

Sandra: NOO SOO ANNOYING!!! *Runs off*

Me: Pika ^^

Jeff: *Rolls eyes*

Me: GO DEDINAI!!!! I CHOOSE DEDINAI!!!

Game: ROCKET TEAM CHOSE FENAKIN!

Me: YOU STOLE HIM FROM ANOTHER POKÉMON COLLECTOR!!! YOU B*STARDS!

Jeff Ben Jack: *Backs away*

Me: THATS IT I CHOOSE PIKACHU! LIGHTNING

Game: Pikachu wins against Fenakin!

Me: YESSSSS!!!!

Jack: holy crap......wow....

Jeff: you are such a tomboy......

Me: PIKA!!!!

Ben: uhh OHH not thunderbolt.

Jeff and Jack; ????

Me:PIIIKKKKAAAAA CHUUUUUUUUUU!!! *Throws glass of water at them*

Jeff: AHHH MASHA WT ACTUAL F*CK?!

Ben: well hey at least she doesn't have real electricity...she'd Paralyze you! Hahaha!

Jeff: that's funny?

Ben;.....I'm gonna go.....

Me: ASH AND MISTY SITTIN IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!

Jack:......

Me: IM SO SORRY THE GAME TOOK THE INNER PIKA OUT OF ME!

Jack: I can see that.....

Me: Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika..... BUDEW!!!!!!! NEW POKÉMON BUDEW! *Pauses game* that's it for today.... I'm done.

Jack: so guessing you LOVE Pokémon?

Me: Pika! *nods* hey there's something behind you.

Jack: Whe-*Turns*

Me: *Jumps on his back and nuggies him* NUGGY NUGGY NUGGY! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Jack: NUUUU-! *Mask Drops*

Me: THE POWER OF NUGGIES!!! WHOOO-! *Falls off* Nuggies.....WHOOT!

Jack: *Puts Mask on and helps her up*

Me: I refuse your help I can get up myself! *crosses arms*

Jack: *Shakes head and helps her*

Me: *Stands up* No! Ugh I could've done it.

Jack: I've see you do It Before and you just laid there lazy.

Me: because I was bored.

Jack: whatever.

Me: *Jumps up and down*

Jack: please tell me your not hyper.

Me: nope!

Jack: okay good. Otherwise-

Me: IM SUPER HYPER!!!

Jack: oh god.

Me: give me a piggy back ride.

Jack: no.

Me: HIGHJACKED! *Jumps/High Jacks him* LITERALLY! GIDDYUP!

Jack: Fine. But only because you won't stop. *Does and drops her then runs back*

Me: NOOOO SENPAI!!!!

Ben and Jeff: *walk in*

Ben: SENPAI!! JEFF HUG ME SENPAI!!!

Jeff: NOO!

Me: JAKKU SENPAI!!!!! HUG ME SENPAI!!!

Jack: who are you supposed to be? *Locked up in my room*

Me: I'm HONEY-SENPAI!!!!!

Jack: I'm not opening the door.

Me: *Gets a clip and unlocks door then walks in* PIKA!

Jack: Nooooooo!

Me: Hi.

Jack: no Masha no!

Me; Hi... Why yew no like me?

Jack: I do but your hyper.

Me: I'm Sowy.

Jack: ,.......it's okay.

Me: Good. Hug me SENPAI!

Jack: *hugs her* no more hyper.

Me: HUGGLE BUDDY! Okay.

Jack: good.

Me: Good!

Ben: Wuzzzzup!

Me: WUZZZUP!

Ben: *accidentally pushes her into Jack and she falls on him*

Me: *blushes*

Jack: *blushes*

Me: Sorry....heh...*gets up and looks at Ben* OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW A BF!

Jack: BF?

Ben: Bitch Fit.

Me: Ben you better run.

Ben: yeah......*Walks out and closes door*

Me: .........*crosses arms* Baka......

Jack: oh wow.

Me: what?

Jack: your so weird.

Me: Yeah I know that's because
....BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY!

Jack: There you go again.

Me: ^^

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