Lets Talk; The Great Adventures Of Wallace And Gromit (oh god)

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Me: *Channel surfing* OH MY GOD! *Turns volume up*

Jeff: what's with you?

Me: WALLACE AND GROMIT IS ON!

Ben: what now.

Me: Wallace and Gromit.

Jeff: Who?

Me: •0• I don't know you anymore.

Ben: What is that?

Me: It's a show I watched in my childhood! Gromit is a dog and Wallace is his master!

Jeff: oh so it's like Jack is your Bochan.

Me: YOU ASSHAT! *Smacks him with remote*

Jeff: SHIIIIIT WOMAN THAT HURT!

Jack: that's what he said.

Ben: XD

Slender: *walks in* Masha did you just say-

Me: SLENDER HAVE YOU WATCHED WALLACE AND GROMIT AS A CHILD?!

Slender:.....uh yes.........

Me: YEAHHH! HUG ME BRAH!

Slender: bra? I unsure you I'm not a clothing item that women wear on-

Me: HUG ME BROOO! *Hugs him*

Jeff: What's so great about that show??

Ben: WHATS WALL-E AND GRASS?

Me: *Facepalm* WALLACE AND GROMIT Ben!

Ben: •-• ohhhhhhh.

Slender: it's a lovely old classic show!

Me: if you haven't watched it then you have no life!

Ben: but I'm a ghost.

Me: YOU NEVER LIVED!

Jeff:..............

Me: I'm just crackers about cheese!

Slender: it's really a great show.

Me: dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.

Slender: oooo is that one of the themes?

Me: yup. Such a wonderful theme for it.

Slender: that's actually my old ringtone!

Jeff//Ben: YOU HAVE A PHONE?!

Slender: Yes I do children. You don't know me! *Says Very Sassy and leaves*

Jeff: 0-0

Ben: .0.

Me:......-U- that's my great uncle right there.

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