ADVENTURRREEE! Not really....•-•

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Me: *Laying in Grass*

Jack: Hello! *Laying next to her*

Me: you wanna go in an adventure?

Jack: sure. Are Ben and Sandra coming?

Me: Sadly their busy.

Jack: oh okay let's go!

Me: ADVENTURE!!!!! *Runs to forest and falls down in purpose* ow....,

Jack: *Helps her up* you alright?

Me:.....ADVENTURE!

Jack: getting hurt is not an adventure.

Me: it proves your strong!

Jack: true but don't do it. *Takes her hand and leads her to house*

Me: I don't wanna go on there I wanna Adventure!

Jack: well you should've thought before you fell. Your face has some blood dripping from your lip. *Takes her to kitchen*

Me: Why are you acting like this? You are not my father!

Jack: Your right I'm not but I care about you!

Me: What are you gonna do?

Jack: I'm getting a washcloth to wipe your cut, Dry it, get some alcohol and then I'm dab it.

Me: okay. Hurry though I wanna adventure!

Jack: no more adventuring for today!

Me: fine! Humph!

Jack: *Treats cut* Done!

Me: yay-!

Jack: *Covers mouth* Shhh! You have to be quiet for at least three minutes before talking so it won't get in your mouth!

Me: Alcohol?

Jack: yes.

Me: what am I supposed to do for three minutes? Well....there's one thing I can do though...

Jack: Anything.

Me: Anything?

Jack: *Nods*

Me: Lift up your mask.

Jack: okay. *Does*

Me: *Kisses him*

Jack: *kisses back*

*Three minutes later*

Me: *lets go* There has it been three minutes?

Jack: Nope it's been two...one more

Minute!

Me: *looks up at clock and playfully punches his arm* Liar!

Jack: Well now what do you wanna do?

Me: Uhhh....SPONGEBOB! *Runs in living room and turns TV* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Jack: *Shakes head and chuckles*

Mashie Mashie Mashie.

Me: YEAH SPONGEBOB DIDNT DIE FROM THE PIE BOMB! YEAH!

Jack: I swear this is like having my own kids.

Me: you have kids?

Jack: No but sure it would be like this.

Me: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOOL!

Jack: ROFL!

Me: *Nervous*

Hey Jack. If you has kids of your own what would you want them to be?

Jack: i don't know, you?

Me: Eh I don't know either. What would you name them?

Jack: um....maybe Ally for the girl... I don't know...you?

Me: Uhhh....Felix? Eh I'm thinking.

Jack: why did you ask?

Me: Uhhh I don't know it was random.

Jack: oh okay! *Jumps on couch and bounces face first on floor*......

Me: pfft....Baka...

Jack: Baka you!

Me: AMA!

Jack: what?

Ben: *Walks in* I believe she called you "B*tch in Japanese my friend.

Me: *Nods*

Jack: hey Ben how do you say this I'm Japanese? *Whispers in Japanese*

Ben: Sueko.

Jack: SUEKO MASHA!

Me: NOOO! F*Ck You Jack! Ben why'd you tell him how to say F*** I'm Japanese?! You Betrayed me!

Ben: no I didn't. *Leaves*

Me: ANATA NO BAKA, JAKKU SAN AMA, SUEKO JACK SUEKO JACK, ANATA AMA JACK! *Sings random words*

Jack: AMA MASHA! *Messes with her hair*

NUGGY!

Me: NUUU-! *Tries to escape the power of nuggies*

Jack: Your trapped! Hahaha now who's a AMA?

Me: SUEKO!

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