My Birthday!

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Me: *Sleeping*

Sandra And Ben: *Look at eachother and nod*

Sandra: Ready?

Ben: Hell yeah.

Sandra and Ben: *Screams* WAKE UP MASHA ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

Me: GAH! *Falls off bed* ......thanks for....reminding me....?

Ben: ^^ *Thumbs up*

Me: *Stands up* So what's up with the screaming?

Sandra: It's your birthday you Teenager!

Me:........

Sandra: First we are going in the woods and going to explore these cool dark creepy caves!

Me: Really? Yay! Now.....GET OUT I NEED PRIVACY!

Sandra: hurry up! *Runs out*

Ben: *Smirks and whispers in Mashas ear and runs out*

Me: 0-0 *Wraps arms around bens throat* going to strangle you!

Ben: NUUUU-

Sandra: what did he say?

Me: what? Oh nothing. *puts hands behind back and gives him death glare*

Ben: I'll tell you in a minute Sandra. *Runs out* WAIT UP!

(5 minutes later......)

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASHA!

Me: ......WHOOOTT! Hahaha.

Jeff: You don't seem mature....are you sure your not seven?

Me: Positive. I thought I was but I'm not.....and I'm not mature.

Ben: WELL CMON SANDRA JACK AND I ARE TAKING YOU TO A DEEEWP DARRKKK SCAAARREYY FFOREEESTTT! MWAHAHAHA!

Me: WHOOPPPP!

Sandra: Here's the first cave!

Ben: Where's Jack?

Sandra: Heck I don't know, he'll meet up eventually.

Me: Woah it's so dark in here! You know what would be cool?

Ben: What?

Me: If a giant monster popped up and scared us out of our stuffing!

Ben; Stuffing? Stuffing?! STUFFING?!!!! STUFFING!!!!! I love stuffing.

Me: Ha.

Sandra: Hey do you g-

Jack: *Jumps out from darkness* BOOO!

Ben Sandra and Me: AHHHHHHHH!

Ben: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! EAT SANDRA NOT ME!

Sandra: WAIT WHAT?! BENN! *Runs out*

Me: HOLY CRAPPPP RUNN- wait I have to see what it is! I have to see it! Wait I'll die! AHHHH! *Runs out* THIS IS SO AWESOME AND COOL BUT CREEPY!!!!!

Sandra: I KNOWWWWW!!

Jack: *Rolls on floor laughing*

Sandra: Wait a minute- Jack?!

Ben; What the hell?! JACK- That was hilarious! XD

Me: WTF! XD

Sandra: XD Can I kill him?

Me: *Looks at him* Yup.

Jack: Oh crap not Sandra- GAH! *Runs into cave*

Ben and me: XD

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