Me: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT EVERYONE READY?
Jane: For what exactly?
Me: Just are you ready?
Jane: I Gu-
Me: *Germany voice* I SAID ARE YOU READY?!
Jane: OKAY OKAY! YES!
Me: *Looks at Scissors*
Scissors: Do It. *Smirks*
Me: YO WHAT UP MY NAME IS JEFF, EVERYONE LOVES AND THINKS IM BAD ASS, I ACT AND TALK LIKE IVE GOT A STICK UP MY ASS YEAH!
Jeff: WTF! *Walks in*
Jane: That was horrible.
Jeff: You are horrible.
Jane: stfu
Jeff: nah.
Scissors: That was fucking great.
Jane: That fucking sucked.
Jeff: Masha you better run.
Me: hehehehe hehehehehehe. *Has Becky*
Jeff: NO YOU TOOK MY LOVELY BECKY
Jane: You seriously named your knife Becky?
Jeff: MAAASSSHHHHHAAAA YOU ARE DEAD!
Me: *Runs off*
