The Beef Jerky Song

799 12 1
                                        

Me: I made a song!

Sally: What's it about?

Me: BEEF JERKY!

Jane: 0.0 uhhhhhhh........

Scissors: HOLY SHIT BALLZ NIGGA DID YOU JUST SAY BEEF JERKY?!

Me: MMM HMMM.

Scissors: JERKY IS FOR LIFE!

Sally: HOW DOES IT GO?!

Jane: What The- I don't want to know. *Leaves*

Me: *Hands paper to scissors*

Scissors: *Reads it* Oh my god this is amazing.

Sally: How does it go?

Scissors: YUM YUM YUM YUM, YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM, I LOVE JERKY, JERKY JERKY JERK, YUMMY FOOD YUMMY YUMMY FOOD,

Jerky it's so Delish,

But babe it's better than turkey,

Yummy,

That's what I say to this Jer-Kay,

Jer-Kay,

BEFFFFF JEERRRRKKYYYYYY.

Sally: 0-0 WOWWWWWW.

Me: It's stupid. :D

Sally: Why did you even write it?

Me: ....................

Scissors: You were hyper weren't you?

Me:..........

Scissors: And you still are Aren't you?

Me:.............. Don't forget to bring a towel..............

Sally: SHE ISSSSS!

Me: NUUUUUU-! *Runs off*

Scissors: That's my Bitch.

Sally: 0.0 what?

Life Living With The PastasStories to obsess over. Discover now