Im miley and i know it?

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Me:......*sketching* nomnomnomnomnoomnomnomnom......

Ben: Karate chop! *Throws a book at her head*

Me: BENJAMIN!

Ben: oh sh*t.......

Me: I'm sketching something really cool! You messed it uppppppp!

Ben: Well hey a ducks gotta do what a ducks gotta do.

Me: What are you talking about?

Ben: Quake!

Me: are you saying your a duck?

Ben: well does quake mean quake?

Me:........

Toby: *Rubs around in circles*

Ben: HIT IT TOBY!

Toby: *Plays stereo*

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT-!

Me: oh dear god please no! God no! *Covers ears*

Ben: HATERS GONNA HATE, HATERS GONNA HATE, HATERS GONNA HATE, I TWERK OUT, IM MILEY AND I KNOW IT! *Twerks*

Toby; *Barfs in trash*

Me: BEN STOPPP! *Covers eyes* MY EYES HURT!

Ben: NEVER! I STICK OUT MY BIG TONGUE, I LICK MY BIG HAMMER, I SWING AROUND THE ROOM, I TWERK OUT, WHEN I SWING BACK AND FORTH, THIS IS WHAT I SEE, ALL THE GUYS STOP AND DROOL OVER ME, I GOT CENSORED BARS ON MY CHEST AND I AINT AGRAID TO SHOW IT SHOW IT SHOW IT-

Me: AHHHHHHHHH! *Runs into restroom* BLAARRRGGGGG!

Ben:.....0-0............

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