5 o'clock in da morning!

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Me: *Sings* ITS 5 O'CLOCK IN DA MORI- *looks at clock* BENNNN!

Ben: what?!

Me: it's 4:08!

Ben: so?

Me: it's not 5 and bored!

Ben: so?

Me: what do I do!

Ben: well why don't you sleep? Everyone else is!

Me: except for you and meh!

Ben: Okay so then go see Jack.

Me: What chu mean?

Ben: I mean he 'Wants you'.

Me:what-0.0.......hell no....stop messing my brain up....your messing me up... *Smacks him upside the head*

Ben: I'm sowy! Sheesh!

Me: No I'm Sowy! You wanna play video games?

Ben: Halo?

Me: I was thinking Mario Kart 7!

Ben: I CALL YOSHI!

Me: NUUU-! I WANT TO BE YOSHI! HES MAH HOMIE!

Ben: no Austin Mahone is you Mahomie!

Me: o.o Da Faq? I don't listen to his sings a lot but I like them! This has nothing to do with it! YOSHI! *Tackles him*

Ben: NUUU-!

Me: YOSHI YOSHI!

Ben: NUUUU-!

Me: Alright fine you can be YOSHI but next I'm gonna be him!

Ben: okay Deal. Now..who are you Mario?

Jeff: *Comes downstairs for water*

Me: Mario's cool I like him but I want it be someone who shows she's tough and gets what she wants.....a women if respect....

Jeff: YOU? A women?! XD

Me: *Looks at him and smacks him with a book*

Jeff: *Rubs Cheek* XD You have nothing on your chest!

Me: *smacks him with the book again*

Jeff: XD XD XD

ME: *Smacks him harder with it*

Jeff:.....*unconscious*

Me: I want to be....*determined*

Ben: oh I know who!

Me and Ben: DAISY!!! *High-fives*

Ben: WHOOT! *Grabs the game*

Me: YAY YA!

(10 minutes later)

Me and Ben: *Fall asleep and drool in the carpet*

Ben: *Sleep taking* Nu- Sandra stop that tickles-!

Me: *Wakes up* O.O da Faq....

Ben: NUUU-STOP IT GURL!!!

Me: pfft.... *picks Ben up and carries him to Sandra's room*

Ben: Sandra I love you! Give me a big Kiss!
*hugs pillow*

Me: *Runs out and closes door* XD

Hi Mashie. What are you doing here so late?

Me: *Sees Jack* HEYO! XD

Jack: what's so funny?

Me: Well I Ben was sleep talking and weird and now I see your face...pfft...*Hands him mirror*

Jack: -GAHH! *Sees fake mustache in mask*

Me: XD

Jack: Probably Jeff. *Goes to go wash off*

Me: *Grabs hand* pfft....No don't you look cute like that!

Jack: you think I look cute like this?

Me: Pffft.... Did I say that? *Looks at ceiling*

Jack: Yes.

Me: I did?

Jack: .....*Smirks*

Me: what chu looking at? *Yawns*

Jack: oh nothing. Just remembered something.

Me: *Rubs eyes and yawns again*

Jack: you tired?

Me: Yuppers.

Jack: *picks her up and carries her to her room*

Me: *Curls up in ball in room*

Jack: *Leaving*

Me: *looks at Jack* Wait!

Jack: what?

Me: I don't wanna sleep alone! *Whines* I'm scared!

Jack: of what?

Me: of being alone!

Jack: why?

Me: I don't know but I don't wanna be alone right now! *Whines sleepily*

Jack: *Walks back to her* well what do you want then?

Me: *Kisses him* Stay with meh!

Jack: okay fine let me go brush my teeth!

Me: no! You can wait till tomorrow morning!

Jack: alright fine! *Lays next to her*

Me: Nighty night!

Jack: night.

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