The Mistletoe Attacker Strikes Again

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Jeff: *Being a lazy ass yard on the couch*

Splendor: *Placing ornaments on tree*

Ben: *In gift wraps* mummy time babes!

Sandra: *Rolling on the floor as usual* BLOOPBLOOPBLOOPBLOOP!

Greece: Ben your tangled in a mess
Dude.

Ben: yah!

Clocky/Sally: *In kitchen helping Isabelle Make Christmas cookies*

Jeff: *Yawns and walks upstairs* IM TAKING A NAP! *Slams door*

Smile: WOOF! *Jumps on couch*

Me: *Placing some ornaments on the tree*

Jack: *Placing popcorn on strings*

Ben: RAAAAAHHHH! *Trips*

Sandra/Greece: XD

Jack: Hey Masha? back facing her*

Me: Hm?

Jack: *Turns around with popcorn above his lip* sup.

Me: XD what the heck! What is that a popcorn mustache?!

Jack: *Laughs* Yup!

Me: XD Jesus! *Laughs and puts more ornaments On tree*

Jack: I put a lot of popcorn on this string! *Shows her*

Me: Uhhh it's clear.

Jack: what? *Looks at it* What the-?!

Ben: *eating the popcorn off the string*

Jack: ......*Looks at him*

Me: XD HAHA!

Sandra: *Cuddling with Greece*

I WANNA F*CK YOU HARD, I WANNA FEEL YOU DEEP- I WANNA AH AH I WANNA AH AH-

Sandra/Greece/Jack/Me: 0-0

Ben: eh heh heh......my phone........*Answers* GOD DAMMIT NUUUUUHHHHH BITCH! *Hangs up*

Sandra/Me: Whaddafuck.

Jack/Greece: XD

Ben: OOOOOPPPPPPSSSSSS!

Sandra: *Cuddling with Greece again*

Me: *Continues putting ornaments on tree* OOO a snowflake! It's all glittery.

Jack: That reminds me of something.....

Me: what?

Jack: Nuggies.......*Smirks*

Me: NOPE! I've got a red ornament! Ill beat you with it!

Jack: *Nuggies her* Ha!

Me: *Throws an ornament at him*

Jack: *Dodges* ha once again!

Me: why you little-

Splendor: Children don't throw the ornaments please! I must make this tree sparky and beautiful!

Greece: you sound like trendy!

Splendy: Oh I do! Haha my brother! Yay!

Greece: and now your back.

Me: *Elbows Jack*

Jack: ke ke ke......

Sandra: I WANNA AH AH- I WANNA AHAH LOVE ME OR HATE ME HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK ME-

Ben: That's my song!

Greece: No more Sexting! BAHAJWAKWKALAKAAKKA!

Ben: Bish I will cut you.

Sandra: then you die.

Ben: I'm dead fool! HAHA!

Jack: *Dumps some glitter on her head* OOPS. My BAD. Did I do that?

Me: God dang it! *Snatches the rest of it and pours it on his mask* ha!

Jack: GAH!

Sandra: XD HAHAHA!

Greece: PAYBACK!

Ben: Sext Sext Sext-Ing, Sext Sext Sext-Ing-

Greece: stop with that song! *Rough houses with him*

Sandra: IM JOINING THE FIGHT! *Joins*

Me: Threesome! XD

Sandra: *Walks over to her*

Me: oh crap! *Hides behind Jack*

Jack: *Moves out of the way*

Sandra: *Le Punch* Oops my hand slipped.

Me: -#-

Jack: XD

Sandra: *Joins the fight again*

Jack: Threeeesssssooommmmeeeee! *Whispers*

Me: *Laughs*

Jack: They seem to be having.....

Me: FUN.

Jack: exactly. XD

???: HA HA! I GOT YOU!

Jack/Me: Huh-?

Sally: *behind splendor* Ha! Thank you Splendy!

Splendy: *Holding a stick with a mistletoe on the end above them* your welcome!

Jack: 0/////0

Me: ......•~•.......

Sandra: XDDDDD THATS WHATCHU GET FOR YELLING THREESOME!

Sally: what's a threesome?

Me: u-uh it's a-

Jack: a Blender! Don't say that word though just say blender!

Sally: OK! ^^ We're Waittttiiinnnnggggg!

Greece: C'mon you two!

Ben: I WANNA F*C-

Greece: STOP IT GOD DANG IT BEN!

Ben: but it's my jam!

Greece: You want jam? I'll give you jam! *Starts rough housing again*

Sandra: RAH! *Jumps on Ben laughing*

Sally: XD

Me: pffffttt.

Sally: I'm waiittttiinngggggg. *Looks at them*

Me: >~<

Jack: >_<

Sandra/Ben/Greece: *Roughhousing*

Jack/Me: *Leans in and kisses *

Sally: hehehe.....

Me: *Wraps arms around his Neck*

Jack: *Wraps Arms Around her waist*

Sandra: WHOOOTTTT! TWOSOME!

Jack/Me: *Turn to her* SHUDDAP! •///~\\\•

Sandra: HA. HA. HA.

Ben: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN~

Greece: STOP SINGING THAT SONV!

Ben: SEXT SEXT SEXT-ING! *Runs off*

Greece: *Chases him*

Sandra: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!

Splendor: I love you people.

Everyone:................0-0.............

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