Jeff: *throwing knives outside*
CHIIIRRP!
Me, And Kitty: WHAT THE HELL?!
Bird: *Falls inside*
Me: BIRDIE! JEFFULA YOUR GONNA DIE!!!
Jeff: Shut up! I didn't mean too!
Kitty; well you sure didn't mean to throw knives!
Jeff: you, shut up Masha I'm gonna-
Kitty: Dang what's wrong cat got your tongue?
Bird:* Chirps*
Kitty; What's it saying?
Me: I got this. Chirp chirp cha-cha-chirp?
Bird: CHIRP CHIRP!!!
Jeff: I didn't know you spoke bird?
Me: no, no, that's Italian!
Kitty: Really?
Me: yeah!
Jeff: Your both retards!
Me: *Gets slender*
Slender: *fixes bird and it flies off*
So you speak bird?
Me: STALKER! It's ITALIAN!!!
