(7-13-14) Daddy 0.0

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Me: *Listening to music*

Slender: *Comes in*

Jeff: *Throws tuna fish at him* Oh you've just been Tuna Slapped!

Slender: Jeff would you quite.

Jeff: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA-no.

Me: Can you both shush I'm trying to read.

Slender: Child how can you listen to music and read at the same time?

Me: *shrugs*

Slender: *Facepalms* Masha go to your room or some where else I must do something in here.

Jeff: Don't you talk to my daughter like that!

Me: *facepalm*

Slender: 0.0 uh what?

Me: He's been doing this lately. Don't ask because I don't know why.

Jeff: You can't just talk to my little baby like that!

Me: tooooo far. Look If he wants me to go it's no big deal. *Gets up and walks off*

Jeff: Look what you did

Slender: What on earth Jeff?!

Me: I think I know what happened to him. He was dropped on the head as a baby. Not to be mean. If your my dad I hate you.

Jeff: T~T *Rejection*........*Sits in dark corner* my daughter hates me..................*Gets shot with huge rejection arrows* AHHHHH!

Me: *shakes head and walks off*

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