*Living Room*
Scissors: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?!
Me: YEAH!
Everyone: What....?
Scissors/Me: ITS RANDOM DAY!
Sandra: Fucking Pandas. I love Pandas.
Ben: Sandra wants my lemonade.
Me: WHERES BOB?!
Scissors: BOB?
Bob: Da fuck you want?
Me: Not you I'm talking about Bob!
Bob: Bob....? I'm bob.
Me: BOB THE FAHKING UNICORN MY IMAGINARY BEST BUD!
Sandra: Is he a unicorn?
Me: Yuupppppppp.
Ben: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFU-!
Jack: HATERZ GONNA HATE I LAUGH CUZ YOU SKATE-
Scissors: EVERYONE SAY BUTTTTTTTTSSEEEEEEECCCKKKKSSS
everyone: BUTTTTTTTSSSSEEEECCCCCKKKKSSSS!
Me: XD I AM THE REAL SLIM SHADY!
Scissors: MOTHA FUCKA YOU ARE NOT! I AM! *Pushes her*
Me: HEEE HEE! *Moon walks*
Slender: Yo, I'm slenda mon. Everything is not Alright.
Ben: *Jumps on Sandra's back* WEEEEEEEEE PIGGYYYYY!
Sandra: Woof.
Sara: *Slaps Jeff's face*
Jeff: WOAH I WAS SLAPPED!
Sara: I SIMPLY HIGHFIVED YOUR FACE!
Jeff: Woaahhhhhh.
Bob: Tell me about this 'Bob' unicorn guy.
Toby: Well according to Mashie he's......
Me: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) So Majestic.
Jane: FLIPPPPPPPPPPP THISS HOUSEEE!
Jack: DID SOMEBODY SAY CHOCOLATE?! CHOOCCOOLAAATTEE?!
Me: I Can Fly. *Jumos off couch and face flops*
Sally: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
Everyone except me: NO. (T . T)
Jane: YIPPIE KIII YAYYY-
Scissors: WEEEEE AAAREEE THEEE CHAAMMMPPIIOONNSS!
Masky: Welcome to the rice fields Motha beeper.
Toby: ;U; HAIIII IM TOBBYYY.
Hoodie:...........*Leaves the room*
Clocky: TIC TOC TIC TOC.
Me: RAWR.
Kitty: OFBOWHCOCHEOHDPEXHEOHX
Sandra: BLAARRGGGGGGHHHH.
Ben: BABEBEEEEEE BABBEE BBABBEBEE OOOOHH LIKE-
Slender: WE WILL NOT HAVE A STUPID GURLS SONG IN THIS HOUSE!
Ben: He's a guy.
Slender: He is?
Me: I KNOWWW RIGHTTT?
Sandra: PANDAASSSSS!
Jack: *Throws cheese* THROOWWWW THHHEEEEEEEE CHHEESSSSEE!
Jeff: I feel high.
Ben: WTF JEFFY YOU FEEL SOO HIIGHHH-
Jeff: *Opera voice* LALALALALALALA
Me: *Elmos voice* Hi everybody! Lalalala lalalala Elmo's world!
Sandra: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kitty: IM A CAT IMA KITTY KAT MEOWOWW!
Jack: *Cartmans voice* I love you JESUS I want you to walk with me!
Me: OMFGERD I CAN FART RAINBOWS!
Jeff: THANKS FOR THE INFO! I FART ALL KINDS OF FLUIDS!
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD JEFF! XD
Ben: CAN YOU FART MAJORA?
Jeff: IM PRETTY SURE I CAN!
Me: CAN YOU MAKE SMOOTHIES AND COFFEE?
Jeff: YUP BUT IT SMELLS!
Slender: 0.0 Oh my god this has gotten too far.
