California

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Me: *Driving*

Jeff and Regan; uhh why are we going to California again?

Everyone: *in the car*

Me: because I said so.

Ben: since when do you drive?

Me: actually I don't....it just grew in me from my dad....he taught me as a child.

Sandra: yeah I think we should worry.

Trendy: oh I'm getting outta here! *jumps out*

Some of the others: *Jump out*

Jack Jeff and Regan: *still in Car*

Me: Okay let's go here. *Drives Into a neighborhood and stops at a house*

WE'RE HERE!

Jack and Jeff: Where?

Me: THE SMOSH HOUSE OF COURSE!

Regan: Who?

Me: *face palms* let's just go. *Walks to door and rings bell* I just hope Anthony is here.

Anthony: Hi!

Me: ELLO ANTHONY I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!!

Ian: HIIIIII IM BEN STILLERRRRR!!!!!

Me: HIII BENNNN!!

Ben: Who called me?!

Anthony: HES REAL!

Me: it's not Link it's my best friend Ben.

Ian: OHHH..... We thought he was someone else for a second.

Ben: Yeah I get that a lot....so your Smosh?

Ian and Anthony; Yup.

Ben and Me: WHO WANTS TO TWERK?!

Anthony: YESSSS! *Twerks wall*

Ian: *Twerks a flower*

Me: *Twerks Car*

Jeff and Jack:*sit in the car and slump in seats*

Regan: xD

Ian: HAHAHHA....

Me: okay SOOO.......IF YOU PASS YOUR TEST YOUR GONNA DRIVE A CAR,

Anthony: YOU CAN DRIVE IT AROUND TOWN LIKE A SUPERSTAR,

Ben: TO THE GYM TO WORK OUT ON YOUR PECKS,

Ian: SO WOMEN CAN GIVE YOU LOTS OF S*X!

Me: WHOOT! Well we gotta go bye you guys. See you some other time.

Ian: yeah this was a fun experience.

Ben: See ya!!!! *Flips them and jumps in car*

Anthony: STAY AWESOME!!! *Flips him*

Everyone: BYEEEE!!!

Me: *in the back eating* Ben you can drive.

Jeff: now we should be really worried.

Jack and Regan: agreed.

Ben: *Drives*

Jack: *sniffs air* hey Masha what are you eating-kidneys?!

Me: huh?! N-no what makes you think that?

Jack: Your stuttering why? *smirks*

Ben: *Stops the car*

Me: AHHHHHHHH-! *Runs out into a store and hides in dressing room*

TO BE CONTINUED....

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