Ben; uhhhhh....soooo hoot...
Me; *Sipping a Jamba Juice Strawberry Smoothie* MMMMMMM THIS FITS THIS HOT HOUSE!
Ben; *Laying shirtless on the living room carpet* You lucky son of a-
Smile; woof!
Ben;- gun. I was gonna say Gun Smile! Relax!
Jeff; Dude what the hell?
Ben; So hot....and thirsty...
Me; Dude, You could have went with all of us to Jamba Juice, but you claimed you were to lazy.
Jeff; *Smirks* Hey Ben? If you want you know...I could uh...heh...*Winks* Throw you into the ocean and you could cool off. *Smirks*
Ben; YOUR SICK! YOU CANT DO THAT!
Jeff; Oooooh but watch me. Your pain and suffering is my entertainment-
Me; ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT! OOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PUNS!
Jeff; How is that even a pun?
Me; CAUSE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT IS SHOW! OOOOO XDDDD
Jack; *Yells from the kitchen* YOUR REALLY CRUEL MASHA YOU KNOW THAT?
Me; Are my puns really that bad?
Ben/Jeff; YES. *Yells*
Me; T^T Well you don't have to be so rude.
Jeff; *Grabs Ben's Legs and drags him out the door* Time for your swimming lessons~
Me; XDDDD
Ben; NO DONT YOU DARE! LEMME GO!
Jeff; NOPE. *Drags him to the beach*
Me; Poor Ben. *Goes into the kitchen*
Jack; Don't even make a pun.
Me; You mean like "POUR" Ben? like in the water pour? HA BAD PUN!
Jack; I hate you so much.
Me; Hehe ^^
Jack; *Looking at phone and starts laughing*
Me; What?
Jack; Jeff sent me a picture of Ben in the ocean. *Shows her*
Me; Oh my god XDDDDD
Jack; In a few weeks there are going to be babies here! LITTLE DEMON CHILDREN! ^^
Me; 0-0 what.
Jack; Thats how I feel about little children. Cute as babies but devilish as hell. *Shivers and whispers* Like Sally.
Me; 0-0 what.
Jack; Well she was like that when she lost her teddy bear because of Jeff....but still....
Me; No I know but what babies?
Jack; You seriously don't know?
Me; no........what is it?
Jack; Greece texted me earlier. ^^ Look. *Shows her phone*
Me; *Reads it out loud* I have news...Sandra and I will be having babies. they are due in three weeks.....*Le Gasp* YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!
Jack; *Shrugs* I thought I did.
Me; EVILLLLLL! YOUR EVILLLLLLLLL!- Nice sarcastic remark by the way but- YOUR EVILLLLL!
Jack; Correction; I am forgetful. ^^'
Me; WE DONT NEED GRAMMER NAZIS AT THE MOMENT! ERMAHGAWD ARE THEY COMGING HOME?
Jack; next week before the due date.
Me; ERMAHGERD WE GOTTA BUY STUFF! *Holds out a stack of money*
Jack; 0-0 where the hell did you get all that?
Masky; *In living room* Hey Scene have you seen my wallet? (XDD BAD PUN RIGHT THERE)
Jack; 0-0 REALLY?
Me; ....heh......MASKY YOU MADE A PUN!
Masky; :D Hey Masha, Jack have you seen my wallet?
Me; Nope ^^
Jack; Yes. I think Jeff took it. ^^
Masky; thanks ^^ *Leaves*
Me; How is it you and Jeff text yet you stab each other in the backs?
Jack; it's a friend thing. ^^ Plus we are killers so we gotta stab backs. *FAILS AT A PUN*
Me; =_= No....Just....No
Jack; T^T *Snatches the wallet and throws it into the living room* We will not be using stolen money. We will be using owned money.
Me; 0-0 that sounds so racist.
Jack; how?
Me; Because- Nevermind.
Jack; It's time to use....Grant. *Pulls out wallet*
Me; PFFTTTT XDDDDD YOU NAMED YOUR WALLET GRANT?
Jack; No, I'm talking about the 50 dollar bill. Ulysses S. Grant?
Me; ooohhhhhhh. XD
Jack; XD Anyways We will buy baby stuff- stuff for Grendra- whatever with NOT STOLEN money, deal?
Me; DEAL. Did you seriously say Sandra and Greece by using the ship name?
Jack; Yes. Yes i did.
Me; Highfive me brother.
Jack; *Highfives her*
Me; Now before we buy the baby stuff for Grendra-
Jack; WE ARE NOT BUYING POCKY.
Me; T^T I didn't even finish.
Jack; Masha everytime we go to the store you always get a box of Pocky. I still see full boxes of pocky under your pillow so I am NOT wasting money for more Pocky you didnt finish.
Me; ITS IRRESISTIBLE THOUGH!
Jack; TOO BAD!
Me; T^T
Jack; Lets go buy the stuff now. I will be keeping an Eye on you.
Me; What eye?
Jack; ....
Me; *Nudges him* ehhh? am I right? ehhhhhhhhh?
Jack; =_=
Me; Bu Dum TSSSSSSS.
Jack; =_= I fucking hate you.
Me; mwahaha~ *Brofists the air*
Jack; I will duct tape our wrists together if I have to. Believe me, I will.
Me; Alright fine no Pocky! Jesus!
Jack; Good. Lets go.
Me; Wait...shouldnt we take some water with us?
Jack; why?
Me; Because it's a twenty minute walk from this beach to the next town.
Jack; *Snaps fingers* rigghhhhhttttt.
Me; *Tosses him a bottle of water* Now we can go. ^^
