Slender: Now class, today I wanted to give an important announcement.
Me: *Raises hand*
Slender: No Masha Unicorns haven't been discovered yet.
Ben: *Raises hand*
Slender: No Weed Game Controllers haven't been Discovered yet.
Ben: :(
Slender: Next Friday we are going to have our Chemistry Test!
Me: •0• Wut.
Slender: I said-
Me: WUTT BUT SLENDER WE-
Ben: A TEST?! WHAT HAS COME ONTO- Hehe come onto- THIS WORLD?! WHYYYYY?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeff: what the actual fuck.
Slender: Jeff watch your l- I'm not even going to Bother anymore...
Jeff: THE END IS NEAR!
Ben: THE END HAS COMMMEEE!
Sally: ewwy Ben that's gross!
Me: Hupla.......
Slender: SILENCE!
Everyone:.......
Slender: Now a-
Ben: AHHHHHHHH WORLD DOMINATION AHHHHH!
Slender; BEN GO IN THE CORNER! NOW!
Ben: •^• *Goes in corner*
Scarecrow: Lai Lai.
Jeff: what the fu-
Slender: SO WHAT THIS MEANS IS!
Everyone:.....
Slender; thank you. So what this means is that we will choose our study partners- each of the opposite sex- and study in the mansion.
Ben: That's what he said!
Everyone: Pfffttt.....
Jeff: XD
Jane: ..........0.0
Slender: SO ANYWAY DO WE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?!
Scissors: Why do we have to have opposite sex?
Everyone: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Me: The way you said it- XD
Ben: SO WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX IN AN OPPOSITE WAY?! I LOVE THIS CLASS!
Scare: XD
Jane: xDXD
Jeff: Holy shit balls scissors!
Kitty: ITS LIVEEEE SEEE-
Slender: EVERYONE SILENCE! NOWWWWW !
Jeff: 0-0 oh dayummmm.
Everyone: 0-0
Slender: to answer your question because most of you pick your friends and don't study. You just talk and gossip.
Kitty: True dat.
Me: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I HAVE A QUESTION-
Slender: NO Masha no one has discovered narwales yet either!
Me: •^•
Ben: I-
Slender; NO BEN NO ONE IN THE CLASS WILL BE HAVING INTERCOURSE!
Everyone: AH HAHAHAHAHA XD
*Bell rings*
Slender: =_= class dismissed.
