Me: *Walking past a thrift shop singing* I'm gonna pop some tags only got $20 in my pocket I-I I'm hunting looking for a thrift shop this is ducking awesome! *Sees a cop*
Cop: Hey young lady!
Me: young lady? Ima women sir!
Cop: okay women. Can you help me with something?
Me: sure.
Cop: Can you tell me a joke?
Me: sure. *looks at donuts* okay, I tell ya when I was a kid all I knew was rejection. My Yo-yo? It never came back.
Cop: *Chuckles*
Me: um... What do you get when you cross a bird and a shark?
Cop: what?
Me: A flying fish!
Cop:......
Me: no? Well I tried.
Cop: well thanks kid. *Walkie talkie call*
I gotta go now. Bye! *Drives off*
Me: hey I didn't even get a donut for trying!
Get back here!!!!
Cop: *Drives off*
Me: dang Nabbit! *Looks at a candy shop* I'm gonna go buy a donut. *Walks to candy store*
Cashier: may I help you?
Me: I'd like one chocolate cream filled donut!
Cashier: sorry we're all out. That Cop took the last donuts we had.
Me: .....*twitches*
Cashier: are you okay ma'am?
Me: *Gets down on knees* ....NOOOOOO!!!! I HATE COPS!!!!!
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Okay just to let you know I don't hate cops!
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