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Me: *Places video camera in a hidden spot*

Okay *Records* I'm about to spy on Jeff Jack Ben and a few others! Now let's get started!

*Hears Jeff coming in and hides*

Jeff:...............F*CK SLENDER ITS NOT GOD DAMN F*CKING FAIR! KANDKEKDKJRRKWKWOWKZPDHTNFJRNDKSLPAMSJFNRIFKRLCLELSPKSQNQNALWKRKRK! *Throws knife at wall*

Me: Pft.........

Slender: JEFF SHUT IT ALREADY! YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE SO DEAL WITH IT!

Jeff: F*ucktard....*mutters and stomps upstairs*

Me: .......... AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! Ha ha! Mkay so now I guess off to Jacks room. *Walks up stairs*

Jack: *Listening to music*

Me: *Throws something out his window*

Jack: What the-?! *Runs to window*

Me: *Quickly hides camera behind a shoe*

Jack: *shrugs it off*

Me: *watches*

Jack: .............Masha I know your watching me.

Me:...................no I'm not.........

Jack: *Looks in her direction* Oh I'm imagining she's right over near the door. *sarcastic*

Me: Yup.

Jack:.................

Me: *Takes camera and leaves slowly into Bens room* Hey Ben- AHHHHHHH! MY EYES DECEIVE ME! *Runs out*

Sandra: CANT WE EVER GET SOME PRIVACY!

Me: HOLY SHIZNITS I NEED A THERAPIST!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! *Rolls down the stairs* SOMEONE PUSH ME OFF A BUILDING! IM GOING BLIND! WHY DID I GO IN THERE?!

Ben: ITS YOUR FAULT!

Me: AHHHH HA HA MY EYES! *Rubs eyes*

Camera: *Recording her*

Me: ...............oh right........*Picks camera up and walks off*

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