Okay so Slender had Me (Masha/Maria), Clocky, Scissors, and Kitty go and search for Ben. You see Sandra believes he cheated on her so I told her I'd investigate. Slender decided that I have to go with a group because something that happened last time. So this is what happens.
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*Walking in the abandoned Game Stop that Ben always goes to*
Scissors: what the fuck are we searching for Slender's date?
Clocky: Nooo a unicorn.
Scissors: Oh! *Gasps* oh! Unicorns are the fucking bomb. We will ride! RIDE TO HOGWARTS!
Clocky/Kitty/Me: XD
Kitty: It's really "We are searching to see if Ben actually did Cheat in Sandra.
Scissors: Ben wouldn't cheat on her! He'd cheat on her in a game with his fucking game hacker powers! That fucking Genie!
Kitty: XD
Scissors: Speaking of genies....*Eyes land Masha* what was that noise last night?
Me: XD SHADDAPPP! *Bitch slap*
Scissors: XD
Clocky: are we really going on about shit?! XD
Kitty: Let's just continue.
Me: *Steps on a bra in the freakin storage room* oh gawd.
Kitty: 0-0 wtf.
Scissors: *snickers* Clock you should fucking wear this in front of Toby you fucking would sparkle like the rainbow.
Clocky: I. Don't. Like. Toby. That. Way.
Scissors: Don't let your emotions in the way."
Clocky: I DONT LIKE HIM!
Scissors: Mmmmmm that's what they all say.
Clocky: XD STFU
Me: *Goes deeper in room* WOAH LDSMLQNAKKQLSSLWOQOSKWOEJDIRHFOQL
Kitty: WHAT?! *Runs over and sees freakin ATI Matresses and pillows*
Clocky: oh god it tw'as freaking live porn.
Scissors: Olay so here's what we're gonna do.
Us: *listen to instructions*
Scissors: Okay so Kitty you lay on the bed.
Kitty: *does* okay.
Scissors: Now Masha get your video camera recording.
Me: *records*
Scissors: Okay now Clocky get with Kitty and let's porn it up.
Me: XD WTF
Kitty/Clocky: WTFFFF
Me: So we have to look around this area so we have good enough evidence-
Scissors: *Whacks her with a pillow*
Me: awe fuck you did not just hit me with a pillow. *Whacks her with other pillow*
Kitty: Look a camera.
Me: ITS MY CAMERA-
Kitty: Your holding your camera.
Me: what-? *Looks at hand* oh.
Kitty: Play it.
All: *gathered*
Scissors/Me: LETS WATCH SOME PORN!
Kitty: *plays it*
Video: hey Ben I want you to-
Me: PASS THE POTATOES!
Clocky: Thank you for covering the rest of that.
Kitty: I heard it still. *shudders* Kill me.
*FINISHES*
Kitty/Clocky: *in corner* Dirty. So very dirty.
Scissors: That was the best porn video ever.
Me: WHY DID YOU GUYS CLOSE YOUR EYES? You missed the best part! (Ben busted the door down and ran for his life)
Scissors: yeah! They didn't even have IT. Rosa just tried to just make out.
Kitty: Still.
Clocky: But she still tried to make out.
Me: eh. *Shrugs*
Scissors: we can learn so much.
Me: mm hm. So Ben didn't cheat.
Scissors: Yeah like who the fuck knew? Rosa trapped him in the room. How the fuck did he know it was to happen? Poor Ben.
Me: But we still need to find him, he's been gone for two days and no ones heard from him.
Clocky: Let's go. *Leaves*
Kitty: *follows*
Scissors: *whispers to Masha* I know what you did in the dark last night. *Runs off after them*
Me: WHAAAATTTT?! YOU PERVERTED WOMEN I WAS SLEEPING-
*cough*
Me; Huh?
Ben: *Hiding in a game shelf*
Me: *Pulls him out* WTF DUDE.
Ben: Shhh! Now you know the truth. Please tell Sandra. I'm really depressed because she doesn't listen to me. She thinks I cheated. *Bloody tears*
Me: AWW BENNYBOO IVE NEVER SEEN YOU CRY LIKE THAT! *hugs him* shhh I will. I'll tell her. But if you promise one thing.
Ben: *Looks at her*
Me: You promise to go back and not run and hide anymore.
Ben: *nods* thanks. *runs off*
Me: My job is done. *crosses arms proudly* So now I just have to tell Sandy what happened.
