(6-17-14) Sleep Talker

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(5am)

Me: *Sleeping*

Ben: *Records with recorder and whispers* Operation Trick Masha in her sleep and ask her questions part 5! We start in Mashas room as usual and this time I tend to ask better questions! -U- prepare yourselves! It's going to be scary understanding the mind of Masha!

Me: *Turns over and sleeps* ugh.............

Ben: Hey Masha.

Me: NYAN Cat is that you? *sleepily*

Ben: Yes My little Tart it's me.

Me: Buddy I missed yewwww.

Ben: I must go now weeeeeeee.

Me: No buddy don't I want a poptart first.

Ben: I'm gone.

Me: Noooooo......my tarts.......*Silly sleepy voice*

Ben: *Cracks up* Oh my god she sounds like she just went to a dentist office and got that gas stuff! Hey Masha it's Jack.

Me:......hmm....?

Ben: *Trying not to laugh* I Love You.

Me: Meee too jakku.

Ben: Wanna make little cannibals? *Dying of laughter on the inside*

Me: Mayppeeee ,maypeeeee nottt....

Ben: How many?

Me: uhhhhhh.....I dunnooooo......

Ben: Hello I am pikachu! How may I help you?

Me: I'm at Burger King.....? Wella I wanna uhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I wanna chocolate covered nugget.....

Ben: *Banging fists on floor and laughing slow* Really? Who's nuggets? Can you give me a name?

Me: Bennnn.

Ben: 0-0 Wut?

Me: Bennnnnn.....mmmmmm.....

Ben: *Screams* HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIII********!!!!!! GAHHHHHH! *Runs out of room*

Me: *Sleeping and laughing* I got yew goooddddddd BOYYYY! I may be asleep I the sky but I sure cannnn wake up and realize what your doingggghhhg! Nigh sheep! Night! *Falls into deep sleep*

Ben: *Peeks head through door* You just scared me for life.....and for revenge ima tell Jack tomorrow what you just said about the little cannibals....hehehehe *Runs to room*

Me: mm hmm Okayy....*Sleeps the. Pauses and sits up* 0-0 YOU WILL WHAT-?! BENNNNNN!

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