Splendors Beach House: Fourth Of July Pool Party part 1

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Everyone: *on flipping beach doing beach things*

Splendor: *Twirling like Kanye West the gayfish (no offense to gay and fish becuz I love you all!)*

Jane: *Making a sand angel with Scare*

Me: *goes inside and explores house* woah.

(TEN MINUTES LATER....)

Slender: child what are you doing?

Me: looking around in this huge labyrinth. I'm Lost!

Slender: Well, then follow me. *Walks off*

Me: *follows*

Slender: see we are back at the front!

Me: Gee, Thanks!

Slender: Shouldn't you be swimming at the the beach? *points*

Me: I Don't feel like it. Where's the pool?

Slender: Later, child. I'm getting things ready in there with Trender.

Me: *grins* can I help uncle swendy?

Slender: Uhhh Swendy?

Me: PWEAAASSEEEE?

Slender: Alright but cut that out! It's god dang creepy!

Me: *thumbs up*

Slender; Lets go downstairs.

Me: We are downstairs.

Slender: The other downstairs.

Me: Before we head down there how many steps are there?

Slender: 10 I believe. Why?

Me: Noooooo reason. ^-^

Slender: *heads down*

Me: *follows slowly* Molly's on the 10th step. *Molly voice* Molly's on the 9th step. Molly's on the 8th step. Molly's-

Slender: *annoyed and creeped out* Molly cut that out!

Me: What? Molly's not here. Molly's on the 5th step.

Slender: *facepalm* Masha why are you doing that, child it's creeping me out.

Me: I don't know and your creepy so how can that creep you out?!

Slender: *keeps walking*

Me: *hums*

Trender: oh good your back and you brought our little niece!

Me: I am not little! I'll have you know I watched Simon and Marcy and I only cried for twenty minutes!

Trender: our bug niece.

Me: much better.

Trender: okay do let's finish! Masha you handle balloons, slender brother, put the food in place and as for me I will finish the lovely decor!

Me/Slender: Yes Sir! *salutes*

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