Sally: *Hiding behind kitchen table*
Me: What are-
Sally: SSSSHHH SHHH SHHHH! *Crazy shushing*
Me: *Facepalm*
Jeff/Ben/Jack: *walk in*
Sally: *squirts ketchup at them*
Me: *Facepalms again* oh no. Sally Don't start this again.
Sally: FOOD FIGHT!
Jeff: No fucking way. Not after yesterday.
Sally: But food fight!
Ben: Sally no WAY. We got in trouble from Slender. Man he took my Majoras mask for a day, have you no shame? Why kind of person does that?!
Me: *Takes Sally's arm* C'mon lets just go play dolls.
Sally: Whyyyy?! Food fight! *whines*
Me: noooo.
Sally: Whyyyyyyyy?
Jack: *snickers* Because she and wander the forest for two days.
Me: I will take your kidneys and shove them-
Sally: ?????
Me: -*looks at her* On a plate of fries.
Sally: Whyyyyyy-
Me: Sally- j-just- ugh we don't want to get in trouble. Plus you already got what you wanted yesterday.
Sally: Awwwwwwwwww
Me: Yessssssssssss. C'mon you'll have a food fight some other time.
Sally: Tomo-
Me: Not tomorrow or for the next week.
Sally: Awww I can't wait that long!
Jeff: We all have to wait that long until we are ungrounded so deal with it.
Ben: Life Gives you lemons so you have to make-
Me: DON'T you say it Ben.
Ben: Dangggg iittt.
Sally: Fine but you have to get me ice cream later.
Me: Fine. How many scoops to keep you quiet for a whole week about food fights?
Sally: five.
Ben/Jack/Jeff: 0.0 what
Me: Sally you wanna get sick?
Sally: no I just want ice cream.
Jeff: *idea* Heyyyyy *whispers to Masha* Do it. If she's sick she won't ask for food fights for a while.
Me: mmmmm good idea.
Sally: What?
Me: Oh nothin. So you want seven scoops?
Sally: Yeah! I will see you in my room! *runs upstairs*
Me: I really don't want her to get sick but it's either that Or food fight complaints.
Jeff: You did good,
Jack: You did good.
Ben: Yup.
Me: XD
Guys: what?
Me: you have ketchup all over you.
Jeff: sweet sour sauce all over my body.
Ben: I was gonna say thattt.
Me: *Face palms and leaves* THE THREE KETCHUP-TEERS.
Guys: *Weird dance* YAAAAHHH!
