HUNGER GAMES MINECRAFT!!!

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Me, Ben, Jeff, Jack: *Adjusting headphones and speaker on computers*

Ben: Testing testing I love titties!

Jeff: WE HEAR YOU!

Ben: Okay so you here me good! Okay now who's game should we join?

Me: how about Jes_32100-0's "AWESOME HUNGER GAMES"?

Jeff; Yeah a killing game!

Me: it says your allowed to Grief!

Jeff: WHOOP!

Jack: *Clicks join*

Everyone else: *joins*

Ben: okay who's your characters?

Jack: I'm myself.

Jeff: I made a character if myself too!

Ben: I'm YOSHI! What about you masha?

Me: I'm.....CAT BUG!

Jeff: your that rachet Blue red thing over there!

Me: *pauses game and walks to Jeff's room*

Jeff: what?

Me: *punches him goes back to room and sits back down*

GAME: 3 2 1....GO!

Me: GO GO GO!

Ben: FOLLOW ME! *Gets a chest* I GOT GOLD NUGGETS AND A MINE CART!

Me: I GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, CAKE AND MEAT ARMOR!

Jack: I GOT BEEF AND A LEVER!!!

Jeff: YAY I GOT AN APPLE A CHEST A GOLDEN ORE AND-

Ben: AND WHAT?!

Jeff: IVE GOT DIS SEXY BOD!!! *Points at self*

Jack and Me: Oh God.

Ben: AHHH MY EYES!

Jeff: *hits Ben in game and he loses one life*

Ben: Ah what was that for?!

Jeff: You deserved it!

Me: Hey Ben?!

Ben: what?

Me: *Holds diamond sword* DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORD SWORD MY DIAMOND-SHIT!

Ben: I don't like diamond shit only titties.

Me: NO I MEAN LOOK OUT!

Pig Player: *attacks Ben*

Ben: NUUUU-! *Gets hit and dies*

Jeff: *gathers his items* oh well Ben died.

Jack: We will avene his absence.

Me: Yes we will. LETS DO IT FOR BEN!!!

Jack: *Starts killing Tooger_Lover121*

Tooger: AW FUCK NOOO!!! *Dies*

Jack: YEAH!!! *Jumps out of chair and does gangnam style*

Me: Unbelievable....

Jeff: MY EYES THEY BURN!!!

Jack: SHUT UP!

Me: XD

Jack: NOT FUNNY!

Me: Yes it is!

Jeff: *Climbs tree house but falls into Lava* AHHHHH!!!

Me: XD YOU GOT BURNED AGAIN LITERALLY!

Jeff: YOU BRAT!

Me: XD I CANT BELIEVE YOU!

Jack: Masha meet me up here in the Train!

Me: *opens door and goes in* HOLY MOTHA TRUCKA!!

Jack: I KNOW RIGHT!

Me: Yeah I-

Game: FINAL DEATH PENALTY FOR ALL PLAYERS STARTS IN 5...

Me: Well let's work together to kill the others!

Jack: Agreed!

Ben and Jeff: C'MON KICK THERE ASSES!

Me and Jack: *Fight others*

Fudge_Ttttaa: *Dies*

Hugff: *Dies*

Game: 11 SPECTORS HAVE DIED!!! 3 SPECTORS LEFT!

Me and Jack: *Look for last Spector*

Karate_Crafter146: *Kills Toxic_Apple*

Me: NOOO HE KILLED ME!!!

Jack: *Hides and watches Karate_Crafter146*

Karate_Crafter146: WHERE ARE YOU LAST ONE?!

Jack: YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS EXCEPT JEFF! YOU MIST BE OBLITERATED!!! *Kills him*

Game: EYELESS_JACK_ WINS!!!

Me: WHOOT! IN YO FACE SUCKA YOU DIED HARD KARATECRAFTER!

Ben: TALK ABOUT KARATECRAPER!!

Jeff and Jack: BURRNNNN!!!

Me: YAY YEAHHH!

Ben: Well let's go get some ice cream!

Jeff and Me: YYYAAAAYY!

Jeff: *Runs down stairs and falls*

Me: *Walks pasted him* MORONNNNAAAA!!!

Jeff: SHUT UP I DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

Me: PSHHHH! *Goes to Jacks room* HEY! CONGRATS!

Jack: I know right?!

Me: Yeah....I just can't believe you beat me....

Jack: YAY!

Me:.....

Jack: Well?

Me: what?

Jack: what are you waiting for? Ar'nt you gonna kiss your hero? The one who avenged you?

Me: ....fine close your eyes....

Jack: *Takes off mask and does*

Me: *Punches him in the Kisser* MY FIST KISSED YOU! There!

Jack: Ow! Masha!

Me: well at least you got something.

Jack: *Takes her hand* No! You owe me!

Me: owe you for what?

Jack: I saved you from Sandra and Bens smooching in the computer world that gave you a headache, when you became a baby I cared for you and then watched you grow everyday and a lot of other things! *points out*

Me: Your right.....*Kisses him and shoves his mask to his Chest* Your Welcome.

Jack: ^^

Me: I'm gonna go get icecream if Ben didn't eat it all.

Jack: what kind?

Me: Neapolitan.

Jack: I'm gonna eat some too!

Me:.....*Walks down stairs*

Jeff: *Choking down vanilla Ice cream* hey Masha! *Opens mouth*

Me: *Throws Neapolitan at him*

Jeff: Ow!

Ben: *Laying on the floor* too much ice cream....ohh.....

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