BOMB BOY! DANG IT BEN!

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Ben: AHHHHHHG WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE! *Runs in with bomb*

Jack: why the hell are you holding a bomb?!

Ben: Because I found it! But we all are going to die!

Jeff: No YOUR going to die!

Toby: You could've left it where you found it!

Ben: I could?

Everyone: *Facepalm*

Ben: *Opens it* WHAT WIRE DO I CUT?!

Clocky: RED!

Jeff: White.

Sally: Green!

Ben: Oh green is my favorite! *About to cut it*

Me: OH GOD NO BEN NOOOO! *Snatches it and places it on table*

Bomb; 00:01:05

Ben: WHAT DO WE DO?!

Me: Give me the freakin Scissors!

Ben: *Hands them to her and starts running around* WE ARE GONNA DIE! WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIIEEEEE! *Whines*

Me: BEN!

Ben: WAHHHHH!

Me: BEN.

Ben: Whhyyyyyyyy?!! WHYYY-

Me: *Bitch slaps him*

Jack/Jeff: Ouch.

Ben: •^•#

Me: We have to cut all three wires at the same time!

Ben: Are you sure?

Me: Ben, I Am The Clever One And Your The Potato One.

Ben: •^• why?

Jeff: Does she really have to answer that?

Me: If we cut them all at the same time then nothing bad will happen!

Ben: WAHHHHHHHHH.

Me: I will slap you again.

Ben:..........

Me: *Cuts all three at the same time*

Bomb: 00:00:10

Me:............

Bomb: 00:00:10

Ben: WE ARE ALIVVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *Runs off*

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