My kuroshitsuji Crack Style

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Me: I WANT KIDNEYS!!

Regan: No only if your good!

Me: *flips the bird*

Regan: *gives Jack 4 kidneys*

Jack: Thanks. *Eats slowly*

Me: Stop that! *Looks at kidneys*

Jack: Stop what? *eats one* mm that was exquisite.

Me: that's it I want one!!! *Trues to take one* don't make me go Kuroshitsuji crack 3 on you!

Jack: go what?

Me: *Jumps on his back* I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!

Jack: 0.0 what......

Me: I said I'd go Kiroshitsuji on you! It's a YouTube video!!! DUR DUR DUR!

Jack: ohhhhh......

Me: KIDNEYS!!!!!!!! *Jumps on him*

Jack: NUUUU-!

Me: *Takes them and runs to room*

Jack: OPEN THIS DOOR!

Me: *Talks like a drunk old man* what's the password?

Jack: MASHA!

Me: Not even close!

Jack: OPEN THE DOOR!

Me: *Rides out on a scooter being chased* THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN,

Jack: *Chases her*

Me: Hello. Is it me your lookin for? I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile,

Jack: 0.0 I don't know what you are doing but....what the hell.

Me: ^-^ *Turns and smacks into wall*

Jack: pfft...you okay?

Me: *Nose bleed* Yup I'm perfectly fine.

Jack: and the nose is bleeding. Come with me. *Takes her hand and takes her to kitchen*

Me: Where are we headed?! *gasps* oh I know! WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

Jack: No we're going to the kitchen.

Me: oh...awww...

Jack: *Helps her nose* there all done.

Ben: *Falls out of cabnet* Ow....I wasn't spying on you....

Me: ITS RAINING MEN HALLULUYA!!!

Ben: 0.0 let me guess....Kuroshitsuji crack?

Me: *nods* DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY YEAH YEAHEHYEAH SO INTENSE!!! *Runs off*

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