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Me: *Hiding*

Jack: Masha where are you? I can smell the kidneys!

Me: *Stops eating and drops it in a bag*

Jack: *Knocks on door* open the dang door!

Me: uhh....Masha is not here right now
Please leave a message after the beep....Uhhh...BEEP!

Jack: *Crawls under and traps her*

Me: NOOO! Pervert!

Jack: am not!

Me: is too! You just entered a Changing room!

Jack: yeah but your not changing!

Me: maybe I am!

Jack: no your not!

Me:.....your right but still.....LOOK A THAT BIRD BEHIND YOU!

Jack: *Crosses arms and shakes head* I'm not stupid Masha.

Me: Yes you are....

Jack: What did you say?

Me; *turns head a little and covers face* Yes...you are...*coughs*

Jack: oh really?

Me: *nods*

Jack: that's it your gonna get it! *Tackles her* where's my Dagger?

Me: Your not gonna take my kidneys!

Ben and Sandra: *Crawl under* oooohhhhh! Masha and Jack sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

Me: (≧-≦)

Jack: Shut up!

Ben and Sandra: *smirk evilly* FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE THEN CO-!

Me: *Covers ears*

Jack: -_-# why do you guys do that to her?

Sandra: Because it's as funny and fun as hell! XD

Ben: YEAHH! XD

Me:....meh.....I hate you guys thanks....so much for caring!

Ben: Your welcome!

Sandra: hey Ben let's leave these two ALONE!

Ben: *snickers* yeah your right.

*leaves*

Me: ummmm.........

Jack: .....heh....D-don't listen to them.....

Me: yeah....don't.....DONT KILL MEH!!!

Jack: I'm not I'm just gonna teach you a lesson.

Me: what lesson?

Jack: uhh just a lesson I'll think of something.

Me:....BOOYAKASHA!!! *punches him*

Jack: *grabs her hand and put it on the floor squeezing her wrist*

Me: NOO not righty!

Jack: ha ha ha.

Me: Screw you.

Jack: Same to you.

Me: .....*Pulls off mask with other hand and lays in stomach hiding it under self*

Jack: MY MASK!!!!!

Me: Ha Ha.

Jack: *Pulls her up*

Me: NUUU-! *Puts mask on*

Jack: who are you supposed to be me?

Me:.....HI IM EYELESS JACK I THINK IM SOO COOL EATING KIDNEYS AND MASHA THINKS IM SOO COOL THAT SHE WANTS TO DATE MEH- oops....*Covers mouth*

Jack: How'd you know?

Me; NOO! *blushes* I'm not taking this mask off!

Jack: *Smirks* alright you don't have too. *lifts up the mask and kisses her on the lips*

Me: *eyes widen and blushes*

Jack: You look like a tomato.

Me: N-No I don't!

Jack: you liked that didn't you?

Me: N-No Psh yeah r-right.

Jack: Really? Well what about this? *Moves her hair out of her face kisses her longer*

Me:.......uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

Jack: well?

Me: I'm not answering that....

Jack: And why is that?

Me: uhmm.... Because.....*Kisses him and wraps arms around him* it's t-true.

Jack: told you so.

Me: S-Shut it....

Jack: *Kisses her* my little Pikachu.

Me:.....*blushes* P-Pika.....heh.....

Jack: *Hugs her*

Me:......meh....*blushes and buries head In his hoodie* I bet your happy now Ar'nt you

Jack: ^^

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