Me: *Hiding*Jack: Masha where are you? I can smell the kidneys!
Me: *Stops eating and drops it in a bag*
Jack: *Knocks on door* open the dang door!
Me: uhh....Masha is not here right now
Please leave a message after the beep....Uhhh...BEEP!Jack: *Crawls under and traps her*
Me: NOOO! Pervert!
Jack: am not!
Me: is too! You just entered a Changing room!
Jack: yeah but your not changing!
Me: maybe I am!
Jack: no your not!
Me:.....your right but still.....LOOK A THAT BIRD BEHIND YOU!
Jack: *Crosses arms and shakes head* I'm not stupid Masha.
Me: Yes you are....
Jack: What did you say?
Me; *turns head a little and covers face* Yes...you are...*coughs*
Jack: oh really?
Me: *nods*
Jack: that's it your gonna get it! *Tackles her* where's my Dagger?
Me: Your not gonna take my kidneys!
Ben and Sandra: *Crawl under* oooohhhhh! Masha and Jack sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
Me: (≧-≦)
Jack: Shut up!
Ben and Sandra: *smirk evilly* FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE THEN CO-!
Me: *Covers ears*
Jack: -_-# why do you guys do that to her?
Sandra: Because it's as funny and fun as hell! XD
Ben: YEAHH! XD
Me:....meh.....I hate you guys thanks....so much for caring!
Ben: Your welcome!
Sandra: hey Ben let's leave these two ALONE!
Ben: *snickers* yeah your right.
*leaves*
Me: ummmm.........
Jack: .....heh....D-don't listen to them.....
Me: yeah....don't.....DONT KILL MEH!!!
Jack: I'm not I'm just gonna teach you a lesson.
Me: what lesson?
Jack: uhh just a lesson I'll think of something.
Me:....BOOYAKASHA!!! *punches him*
Jack: *grabs her hand and put it on the floor squeezing her wrist*
Me: NOO not righty!
Jack: ha ha ha.
Me: Screw you.
Jack: Same to you.
Me: .....*Pulls off mask with other hand and lays in stomach hiding it under self*
Jack: MY MASK!!!!!
Me: Ha Ha.
Jack: *Pulls her up*
Me: NUUU-! *Puts mask on*
Jack: who are you supposed to be me?
Me:.....HI IM EYELESS JACK I THINK IM SOO COOL EATING KIDNEYS AND MASHA THINKS IM SOO COOL THAT SHE WANTS TO DATE MEH- oops....*Covers mouth*
Jack: How'd you know?
Me; NOO! *blushes* I'm not taking this mask off!
Jack: *Smirks* alright you don't have too. *lifts up the mask and kisses her on the lips*
Me: *eyes widen and blushes*
Jack: You look like a tomato.
Me: N-No I don't!
Jack: you liked that didn't you?
Me: N-No Psh yeah r-right.
Jack: Really? Well what about this? *Moves her hair out of her face kisses her longer*
Me:.......uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Jack: well?
Me: I'm not answering that....
Jack: And why is that?
Me: uhmm.... Because.....*Kisses him and wraps arms around him* it's t-true.
Jack: told you so.
Me: S-Shut it....
Jack: *Kisses her* my little Pikachu.
Me:.....*blushes* P-Pika.....heh.....
Jack: *Hugs her*
Me:......meh....*blushes and buries head In his hoodie* I bet your happy now Ar'nt you
Jack: ^^