The Most hyper days of all......so far

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Me: GOOD EVENING SAN DEIGO DUCK YOU!!! WHOOT! *High*

BEN: My work here is done. *Nods and crosses arms*

Me: JEFFULA!! *Runs and hugs Jeff's leg*

Jeff: uh Ben, what the hell did you do?!

Ben: oh nothing I just granted her wish to not be bored.

Jeff: Ben I'm gonna-

Me: OH I GOT ALL MY FINGERS THE KNIFE GOES CHOP CHOP-!

Jeff: *Covers her mouth*

Me: *Licks his hand*

Jeff: GROSS MASHA! *lets go*

Me: *laughs like FlapJack* HEHHEHEHAHAHAEHEHEHAHHAHHEAHHEHA!!!

Jeff: *Backs away slowly* uhh yeah....I guess?

Me: I AM A BOOTYFUL BEAR! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

Slender:......

Me: TASTE DA DUCKING RAINBOW!!! (≧∇≦)

Ben and Jack: is it good?

Me: ITS AMAZING!!!

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

Others:.........*Back away slowly*

Me: the BOOTYFUL bear says....hell yeah.... ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ *chases Ben with deformed bear face*

Ben: NOOOOOO!!!!!*Runs*

Everyone else: XD

Me: *sits down* why yew no like da BOOTYFUL bear? T^T

Jeff: Because the BOOTYFUL bear is a retard.

Me:(╥﹏╥)

Jack: *flips Jeff* go f*ck a tree!

Ben: I WANNA! •U• yeah I wanna....

Everyone except me: о-о

Regan:*Pushes Jack to Jeff * you can beat him up if you want.

Jack: nah....I don't feel like it.....

Me:*\(^o^)/* do it!

Jack: no-

Me: DO IT! ◡ ヽ('Д')ノ ┻━┻

Jack: *Walks up to Jeff and does*

Me: YAYYY! *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

Regan; You've got a problem.

Me:.........YAHHHHHHHH!

Jeff: *Runs to room and slams door* YOUR CRAZY!

Me: IM MAZY THE MOUSE!

Sandra: Your not from Nick Jr!

Me:.....Yo Ga-

Sandra: Don't say the name:

Me: Yo G-

Sandra: Maria.

Me: Abba g-

Sandra: MARIA.

Me: Abba.

Sandra:........*Flips her* Worst name ever.

Me: TRUUEEEEE BLUUUE! EVERYONE OBEY ME I AM SAILOR MOON!

Sandra: More like Sailor pain in the Venus.

Me: but with a P! ^^

Sandra:.......Ben whyyyy did you do this?!

Ben: Cuz.

Me: I AM NATSU AND I COME FROM FAIRY TAIL! WHERES HAPPY?! WHO TOOK MY BUDDY?! *Tries to blow fire from hands* I WAS RAISED BY A DRAGON! WHO WANTS TO THROW FIRE AT ME?! I WANT TO EAT THE FLAMES CUZ IM HUNGRY!!!!!

Sandra; *Throws a cupcake out window and gasps* OMFG MASHA LOOKS ITS NYAN CAT!

Me: WHERE?! *Runs out door*

Sandra: Yush she's gone! *Hides*

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