Me: Jeff rap this please. *hands him cue card*
Jeff: why?
Me: I must know if you, my friend, has swag.
Jeff: *Raps* Yo I'm Jeff the killa and you should know that I like me a freaky ass hoe, get that booty and shake it real fast you know I wanna my my d--k out and stab it in dat a- WTF! 0-0
Me: XD That was hilarious! You got dat swag. Slender come in here!
Jeff: I feel played.
Me: you really should.
Slender: yes?
Me: let's do a swag test.
Jeff: Pffft, do.
Me: *le punch*
Jeff: ow. *grumbles* he has NO swag.
Slender: and you have NO self esteem, but we all knew that from the start!
Me: Ooooooooh! XD
Jeff: so you think you do?
Slender: yah man I am Da slenda mom child!
Me: That's just- just no.
Jeff: That's Jamaican.
Me: Rap for us.
Jeff: If you can!
Slender: *coughs* okay. Here I go;
Yo my name is slenda,
But u ain't no offenda,
You say I'm all scary,
But honestly check my games rating,
I got notes everywhere,
And is be a millionaire with all these people playing my games,
Slender,
More like swagilicious slender,
With my name and my suit,
I'd have it all,
And you'd all need another reboot,
Yeah I'm slenda man!
Me/Jeff: 0-0
Me: Epic swag master. Jeff you got burned. For the second time. *leaves*
Jeff: 0-0
