The Babysitter 1

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Me: *Chasing Lake* LAKE GET YOUR LITTLE TUSHY IN HERE! IM NOT JEWISH BUT I DONT WANNA CURSE NOW DO IT!

Lake: *Running around room giggling* NEVER!!!

Me: *Smacks face* oh my god you are impossible.

Lake: *Sticks tongue out*

Tsume: HAHAHAA!

Me: TSUME GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!! YOU ARE ACTING LIKE JEFF!

Tsume: I know! *snickers*

Me: *takes a deep breath and calms down* Tsume please come here.

Tsume: *Thinks* Hmmm....let's see...Uhhh nope! *throws a game controller at her and runs up stairs with lake screaming*

Me: OW! *rubs head and stops* wait why am I saying ow it doesn't even hurt! (I'm a Sadist)

Lake: XD

Tsume: XD

Me: I KNOW YOUR BOTH IN JACKS ROOM!

Lake: how'd you know?

Me: because your Sandra's daughter simple as that.

Lake: *finds a book and opens window* OOOOO A DIARY!!! MAYBE IT WILL FALL REAL EASILY!

Me: Lake put that down it's not yours!

Lake: Hmmm....Nah I wanna see what happens.

Me: Lake Drowned you get your butt over here!

Lake: no.

Me: now missy!

Lake: I think not.

Me: LAKE IM GOING TO COUNT TP FIVE! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!

Lake: *smirks and drops book*

Me: !!!!!!*Gasps scared* N-NO! LAKE WH-WHY?!

Lake: Because I wanted too.

Me: JACKS GONNA KILL ME!!!

Jack: *walks in* What?

Me: *freezes then stutters* Uh N-nothing Jack nothing a-at all heh!

Jack: okay. Well what have you been doing?

Me: oh the usual just hide and seek! ^^ *lies*

Tsume: we definitely didn't drop your diary out the window. ^U^ (bad liar)

Me: *covers his mouth* what he meant to say is that we were playing a Dairy drinking contest! Right you two? *evil glares*

Tsume and Lake: *nods fast* yes!

Jack; oh okay. Well I have some business to attend so I'm going to ask you to leave.

Me: You act like slender butt!

Jack: No I don't.

Me: that's exactly what he would've said!

*walks out with the kids* Seriously you two! You have to help me look for the d-

Lake: *Falls alseep*

Tsume: *runs off*

Me: *shakes head in deapair* I'm going to die.....I'm gonna be eaten and killed.....I'm gonna die a miserable life.....'Masha Sprouse died of babysitting for friends and a lost diary. R.I.P.'.*thinks of the saying* .....AHHHH NO I DONT WANNA DIE MISERABLE!!! *runs off* I GOTTA FIND THAT DIARY!!!

TO BE CONTINUED....

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