Me: Have any of you guys seen Baka?
Boys: no.
Me: *Walks to the living too and sees a the girls laughing and Baka sitting in couch*
What's going in in here?
Jane: oh Baka was just telling us about how he
Fought off a burglar to save a friend.
Sally: he's awesome!
Me: wait what? When
Did that ever happen?
Baka: it happened.
Me: no it didn't stop lying you flirt.
Sandra: SHOW OFF!!!
Baka:.....
Other girls except Sandra: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW HE WAS LYING?! *Mad and looks at her*
Me: because he's my cousin.
Baka: no she's lying.
Everyone:......WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO US?!
Baka: I'm not.
Masha: Because he's a BIG Flirt.
Baka: okay okay maybe I am.
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(NEXT DAY)
Baka: heyy Clocky time is precious but not as much as you. *flirts*
Clocky: *Smacks him with waffle pan*
Baka: *Goes to Sally*'hey Sally I don't get why you play with dolls if your the cute one!
Sally: I know your just flirting so Go Away!!
Baka: why-?
Sally: AAAAAHHHHH!
Baka: ow! Okay! *Runs off*
Me: that's what you get.
Baka: GAH! *Falls over frightened*
Me: *Chuckles* baby.
