Me: *6 years old* BOCHANNN! WAHHHHH!
Jeff: The hell is a Bochan?! And why are you six?!
Ben: *smirks* hehehe. *Hides spell book under couch*
Me: *Flailing arms* I WANT MY BOCHAN!
Jeff: Well I don't know what a Bochan is so shut up!
Me: WAHHHHHH WHERE IS BOCHAN?! *whines* BOOOCCHHAAANNN!
Jeff: oh my god Ben! The hell did you do to her?
Ben: She simply said it would be awesome to be little again so I made her wish come true.
Jeff: *Facepalm* How long does this nightmare last?
Ben: an hour at most.
Jeff: Well shit. *Sits on couch and watches TV*
Me: *Sits on floor* BOOCCHAAANNN!
Ben: *Leaves*
Jeff: HEY WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU AREN'T LEAVING ME ALONE WITH THIS BRAT!
Ben: why not?
Jeff: BECAUSE YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN! THIS NIGHTMARE IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING ASSIGNMENT.
Me: •^• *Frightened by his yelling* I-I W-W-want my BOCHAN.
Ben: well I am. *leaves upstairs to play video games*
Jeff: DAMMIT BEN!
Me: B-Bochan w-wouldn't c-c-cuss.
Jeff: well deal with it Masha.
Me: I w-want bo-Bochan. ;^;
Jeff: I don't know what the hell that is. Just watch some fucking Television. *puts spongebob*
Me: I wanna see something else!
Jeff: The hell you wanna watch?
Me: ;-; Bochan.
Jeff: MASHA FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T KNOW WHAT A BOCHAN-
Jack: *Walks into house*
Me: BOOCHAAANNN! *Runs up to him and hugs his leg*
Jack: 0-0
Jeff: HE'S WHAT YOUR WHINING ABOUT?! OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Jack: Why is she-?
Jeff: Ben is the answer to that. The hell is a bochan?!
Jack: -.- you don't want to know.
Me: BOOCHAAANNN HE WAS SCARING MEEEEEE!
Jack: how long does this last?
Jeff: An hour and shes fucking annoying.
Me: B-bochannnnnn he cussed again! •^• he's a meany!
Jack: *picks her up* Well that's just how he is.
Me: Booocchhaaannnn.
Jack: -.- stop calling me Bochan Mashie.
Jeff: Tell me what The hell a Bochan issssss!
Jack: it means 'master' in japanese. -.- don't even ask why she calls me that because I have no clue. She watches too much anime that's all I have to say.
Me: BOOOCCHHAAAANNN.
Jack: =_= what?
Me: I wanna piggy back ride.
Jeff: master? Pfft.....*Trying not to crack up*
Jack: Don't you even dare-
Jeff: xD BWA HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA PH MY FUCKING GOD SHE CALLS YOU MASTER! XD AHHHH HEEHEEHEHEE HAHAHAHAHA!
Jack: -.-# *Drops her and walks upstairs*
Me: ;-; Bochan?
Jeff: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA OH MY FUCKING GOD! XD
Jack: *Calls from upstairs* GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Jeff: 0-0...... XD BWAHAHAHAHA! I WILL! XD
Me: 0.0
