Fishsticks

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Me: Hey Ben?

Ben: Yeah?

Me: Do to like fish sticks?

Ben: well yeah I guess.

Me: ha ha, do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?

Ben: Yup.

Me: Your a gay fish.

Ben: ......oh I get it! Fish dicks! XD

(After telling almost everyone except Jeff....)

Jeff: *Walks in*

Everyone except me: *Trying not to laugh*

Me: Pft, hehe....Hey Jeff?

Jeff: What the hell do you want?

Me; Do you like fish sticks?

Jeff: Yes why?

Me: and do you like to put them in your mouth?

Jeff: Well I eat them so yeah.

Me: Y-Your a

Everyone else: GAYFISH!

Me: XD *Rofl*

Jeff:........what?! Dude I'm not a fish or gay!

Me: XD No No dude you don't get it?!

Jeff: What's there not to get?! I'm not a thing with gills and I'm not gay! I have a girl!

Ben: dude seriously you don't get it! XD

Jeff: WHAT?!

Ben: *Whispers* dude, fish dicks? Fish sticks? Gay fish?

Jeff: WHA- ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Everyone: XD

Jeff: Pffft.......it's not that funny.

Me: Yes it is! XD

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