Set in Stone (Ninjago x Male reader)

Dread on Arrival

Did a whole lot of improv on the fight scene, because writing the one from the episode word to word would have made it a bit lame.

Our dear beloved unnamed officer just coming to work thought it was weird the car that parked behind him cast a shadow that was twice as big as any police vehicle... and that it moved rather strangely.

He was about to go in, but decided to check what exactly it was that was behind him. "Uh..." His jaw dropped, seeing the fangs of a giant crab, muzzled but none the less dangerous looking, nearly touching him.

"Good day, is the Police Commissioner here?" Kai, riding on top of the grab, as was everyone else, nodded to the policeman as a greeting.

The police man wasn't sure, so still in shock from seeing the crab, and the ninja team riding it, pointed inside. He got a flurry of 'thank yous' for himself, until Zane came up to pat his shoulder.

"Don't forget: the best way to defeat your enemy is to make him your friend." He motioned to the grab, whom he waved to, before handing the crabs rains to the policeman.

"Aren't you, Crabby." Jay cooed, nuzzling his face to the giant crab, who chittered rather gently.

"Crabby!" Little Wu reached out his hands as well, and Cole let him pet the crab once more before going inside.

Somehow seeing the baby was more surprising than seeing the crab. The police were just trained to think that way.

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with him?" The policeman called after the ninja, from which Nya called to him from over her shoulder.

"Take him to the zoo."

The officer stared. "We don't have a zoo!" But by then, the ninja were gone.

Meanwhile, the Police Commissioner, a man who'd seen many years go past, heard the flurry of voices from outside his office.

"We need the Commissioner." The red ninja's voice echoed.

"He's not taking any visitors." The visitor outside said.

"But it's important." Cole argued.

"All his work is important." The officer said. The commissioner made note to give that man a raise, as he was most likely about to be zapped.

"Don't make me zap you." Jay's voice spoke, and the sound of someone getting zapped sounded, before the ninja, missing one green one replaced by a little baby, burst in.

"Commissioner!"
"So good to see you."
"There's no time to lose."
"Sorry to barge in but it's really quite urgent."
"That's an understatement, it's really urgent!"
"We have to vacate the city."
"We need weapons. Lots and lots and lots of weapons."
"Crabby!" The Commissioner was bombarded by some many voices he had to stand up, motioning for the team to calm down.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One at a time." He cleared his throat and fixed his long mustache. "Just shoot it to me straight. What's gonna do me in?"

"Pardon? Do you in?" Pixal tilted her head in confusion.

"Every time something bad happens to the city, first thing they do is can the police commissioner." The Commissioner explained, pointing to a wall with pictures of four prior police chiefs. "So what is it this time? Subterranean mutant insects? Indomitable flesh-eating zombies? A pirate genie?"

"Pirate genie?" Cole looked at him weird.

"That's a strange combination." (y/n) commented as well

"Stranger than what usually shows up here? Don't think so. Anything can happen in this crazy town!" The Commissioner groaned.