Avengers Texts

Steve To Tony

<Daddy-O>

are we sure foggy isn't superpowered

<Swell Fella>

yes, mostly. are he and matt fighting?

<Daddy-O>

if you can call it that, I hate the way they fight

<Swell Fella>

what, you don't enjoy four minutes of matt explaining himself over two minutes of foggy being mad and then six hours of them being emotional and talking about which one of them is more terrible

<Daddy-O>

no. no I do not enjoy that. how does foggy do this he's literally won by doing nothing but stating facts

<Swell Fella>

well I mean he's a lawyer so stating facts is like, really hard for him. but no you just don't grasp how little resistance matt has to foggy.

<Daddy-O>

weird shit is going on

<Swell Fella>

you mean w foggy and matt bc yeah duh also where's karen

<Daddy-O>

I mean with everyone else and idk she's probably doing her job unlike anyone else here smh

<Swell Fella>

what's the hap w everyone else

<Daddy-O>

bruce gave loki smth that had him spittin shit about fury and when he wakes up he should be fine but he was talking about nat and matt's mission and I don't think anyone is supposed to know about it, so why does he, also he was talking about bucky's brains and codes which sounds like more fury shit, and also wade seemed interested which is weird since he doesn't work for fury

<Daddy-O>

also clint and nat are quiet fighting about something to do with maria and he keeps calling her mariah and I think she's going to stab him the next time he does she looks about at that point

<Swell Fella>

I cannot believe bruce did that, if loki doesn't wake up in two hours call thor, speaking of which where is he, also I've lost bruce

<Daddy-O>

where are you two anyways

<Swell Fella>

w richard reed. trying to help johnny storm not die. soon I will be helping bruce die. when I find him

<Daddy-O>

when are you coming back the house is so awkward right now everyone's being shady

<Swell Fella>

soon probably

<Swell Fella>

is foggy still mad

<Daddy-O>

idk I don't think so but then again idk why they were fighting

<Swell Fella>

matt was mia cos of he and nat's mission

<Daddy-O>

which how do you even know about

<Swell Fella>

maria hill talks to me

and also I don't know what it is, just that there is a mission

<Daddy-O>

same ugh I hate all these spies and shit

<Swell Fella>

relatable